Unicorns and Dragons do not exist. Not now! However, they are definitely mentioned in God's Word therefore proving that at one time they were alive and well here on the earth.
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"Fools" are also mentioned frequently in the man-made book you have deluding yourself into thinking of as "God's Word," and, unlike unicorns and dragons, there are still plenty in existence. T4C, for example, is full of them.
So, evidence doesn't confirm a book full of metaphores, but you think it's right nonetheless?. Honestly, can you think for yourself?
Fundies look at 'God's Word'...
Others look at the physical evidence...
Dragons, now...they have their own specific point of view.
they are definitely mentioned in God's Word
No, "unicorns" are mentioned in the King James Bible, not God's Word. "unicorn" was the word the translators chose for the unknown Hebrew word re'em. But the KJV translators fudged it to make it work. Deut. 33:17 talks about the horns of the "re'em" (singular). The KJV translators changed it to plural and said "the horns of unicorns ". This was their own invention: the words of men , not the Word of God®
Kakra: .... What about talking donkeys then?
And lo, was the position of annoying talking animal already taken. But the Puss was cute, so they brought him along anyway.
-2nd Book of Shrek, Chapter 4
Let me get this straight now...[img]http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/572.jpg[/img]
But seriously Mrs. Dumbie here is right, dragons did exist it say's so right in my Monster Manual. Dragons were in the original and every revision since, so they must have existed. In fact, my friends and I have slain a few, but I never get the good loots!
The following is unrelated to this quote, but I had to share:
I was at the Denver airport on Friday, and tried to access fstdt.com. However, it was blocked because of links to T4C on the basis that T4C contained material that is harmful to children. I just found it funny.
...and what of our old friend the cockatrice? Half rooster, half lizard, hatched from an egg incubated by a toad, the cockatrice can kill people with its stare.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatrice
Well, Unicorns never really existed. That was me fooling you guys, LOL. I just glued a long pointy paper cone to a horse...
...shame on you for falling for it!!! HAHAHA!
OK, then show me a talking snake, a talking donkey, a four-legged insect that you haven't ripped two legs off of, a rabbit that chews the cud, etc.
The Hebrew word translated "unicorn" in the LJV is "re'um," which most probably meant "wild ox."
The word translated "dragon" is "tannin," which probably was some form of reptile like a crocodile or alligator.
oh, and the leviathan is said to be slain by an angel on judgement day, so it must still be alive. the leviathan is also several miles long and the biggest creature on earth. how come we haven't found that one yet?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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