image
Some people think there is a God and they also believe in Evolution.
Which side do we look more like?
This person wants to debate.
75 comments
(Osiris)
I usually make it a point not to delve into the can of worms that is LoneWolf's mind, but in this case, I'll make a calculated guess and say that it's LW's attempt at drawing a single-celled organism.
"Christians(We) think that God made us in his Image from dirt."
In his image. From dirt . So, god is a cosmic dirt clod?
"Some people think there is a God and they also believe in Evolution."
Yes. They're called theistic evolutionists. I don't agree with them but at least they tend to be sane unlike the other group of theists that simply denies reality all together. Yourself for example.
"Which side do we look more like?"
Well, since neither side looks like a glob of mud I'm going to have to point out that you're trying to pull a fast one.
"This person wants to debate."
I'm pretty sure you shouldn't tag that onto your posts.
I have neither jaundice nor grey hair. I'm certainly not green, leafy thing, with a red center.
I guess my vote goes to "none of the above".
So Jesus was part jaudiced old man and part turtle? You know, if they had informed me of that in Sunday School I might have continued going longer. Certainly makes more sense than half the crap they used to tell me, and a heck of a lot more entertaining.
"Christians(We) think that God made us in his Image from dirt".
So, the Christian god is a 5 foot 4 human being?
Now, I really need some explanation as to how a 5 foot 4 (which was TALL btw back in the days) made the universe?
And evolution is strange?
Damn if this is the least attractive thing I've seen ever.
And yes, I've been through his gallery. If this isn't proof that there cannot be a kind deity...
wow i don't know which is worse, the garbage you call "art" or the horrible posts you make.
either way still makes me cry irl
freewebs.com/punkwash
pwn!
image
Ape-like animal vs. dirt.
Which side do we look more like?
This person thinks the debate is over.
I agree with all statements made as to what that thing is. A person on the page suggested he's turning into The Hulk.
But he's not The Hulk...
He's...
THE HANK
Don't make The Hank angry. You won't like him when he's angry. He sneaks into your house at night and makes it slightly askew, by swapping the forks and spoons around in the cutlery draw, puting paintings on a slight slant, untuning the guitars and taking a sock from every pair.(I posted this on the page by the way.)
You draw as bad as you type.
Who would guess that you suck in everything. ;D
I think you are going to FAIL! more than Giggli.
It looks bad now, but just imagine how freakish God would look if you erased the green thing and mirrored the right side. Generally speaking, people don't have large dents in the middle of their heads and cleft chins that you could wedge a pen between.
I saw something like this on "The Family Guy" once. Peter Griffin held up a picture of Jsus Christ and The Incredible Hulk. (Sliding Hulk picture over Jesus) "Oh, sure, he looks like the Savior, but can he control the anger that lurks within?"
Don't cry, Emo God. Don't cry.
Also: I'm still stunned as to how horrid LoneWolf's art really is. It certainly boosts my confidence as an artist, and I frankly suck (although that doesn't stop me from having a DeviantArt page, but that's because DA is where bad art is itself an artform--SagaWindstrider, if anybody wants to see [/shameless self-promotion]).
I think the thing on the left is an olive (already stuffed with a pimiento) with some leaves around it.
Unfortunately, I don't think this helps make any more sense of it.
When I was little I had a pet turtle, "Myrtle", (hey, I was four) and she had a flower painted on her back. Somebody with as primitive a sense (I use it loosely) of art as LoneWolf has might draw half of her somewhat like this.
We don't look like cells BECAUSE of evolution.
(Yes, I know, I know, I'm not even addressing the three-year-old's drawing skills!)
And if you scale down far enough, you'll probably find that lo and behold, you are in fact made up of... cells.
Also, as many have said, this is very, very coherent for LoneWolf. I was expecting something a bit more like...
"Christians Think that. God MADE, us in: his IMAge from = dirt."
He seems to be making progress. We're all with ya, LW. In spirit, anyway. The road to recovery may be hard, but stick with it...
The image of the wise old man as god actually came about from the god Zeus worshipped by the Ancient Greeks.
Everytime you think God looks like that, you're allowing pagaism into your heart.
Tsk, tsk.
Is that thing on the right one of those giant "corpse-lillies" from Borneo?
One of those Welwitchia plants from the Kalahari Desert?
And the human side looks like Emo Michael McDonald, wearing yellow stage contacts...
If LW is a Poe, he is the best ever and I hope he is never exposed. Poe or mental deficient, he always fails, but he rarely fails to entertain.
"Christians think that God made us in his Image from dirt . Which side do we look more like?"
Shouldn't the right side by dirt then?
Which do we most resemble? A simple organism with DNA, proteins, bilipid membranes, etc...
image
...or dirt?
image
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
