If man has been around as long as evolutionists "claim," where is everybody?
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they died.
There now do you understand?
Oh and remember your pet goldfish, dog, cat and hamster? They did not run away to live on a farm.
Twit.
Uuuhhhhhh........
America has been around for 332 years. Why are there only 300 million Americans? There should be a lot more than that!
Because Americans, like all mortals, eventually DIE!!!
All-time stooooopidest quote!
Oh, I meant to type 233 years!
That was stooooopid of me, I suppose! :-)
A textbook example for why abortion should not just be legal, but mandatory. Just face it...a mother with 57 I.Q. who drank heavily during her pregnancy is not going to give birth to Einstein. I mean, sure, the man can wipe himself and spell properly, but that doesn't take away from the fact that he is a drooling human stain.
Well, there are 6 billion people on the planet with you, but most of humanity tends to die at some point, so yeah, they're mostly dead you stupid ass.
OH GOD... SO MUCH BRAIN POWER... CANNOT HANDLE IT...
1. You are posting on a forum where OTHER PEOPLE also post. There's a clue.
2. You've got parents. Ooh, I think we're onto something here...
3. Ever been to a funeral? There's a BIG clue.
4. Look out the fucking window you spack. See anything interesting? Like, I don't know, OTHER PEOPLE?
...I don't understand how someone can get to be old enough to use the internet unsupervised and not understand the life cycle. I really don't.
*sigh*
Firstly, people die. It's not like we accumulate like that.
Second, it's only recently we have anything less than a child mortality under %50. And a life expectancy of over 50 or 60.
Third, as far as the timeline that is generally agreed upon, humanity arrived on the scene pretty late. Just because you think we were there since the beginning doesn't mean we think the same.
They're in Belgium.
Belgium.
Pleading and
Needing and
Bleeding and
Breeding and
Feeding
Exceeding
Unless, of course, Reznor lied to me.
This person is completely oblivious that we only saw anything above a 50% mortality rate up until, what, 50, 60 years ago? If that even?
My guess would be, they're dead. Deceased. Defunct Passed Away. Ex-people.
(With apologies to Monty Python).
@ J.T.
You must be new to this. The population argument is actually extremely popular among the least discriminating of creationists. They claim that the human population grows exponentially. Therefore, it makes perfect mathematical sense that the human population started with 2 people, 6,000 years ago, and has risen to 6 billion-ish today. Whereas, if humans first appeared millions of years ago, there would be so many around that there literally would not be space on the Earth for us all.
The fact that the human population has not grown at current rates for the vast majority of our history is politely ignored by proponents of this line of "thinking."
We're here! The seven billion still alive, at least.
Most of the people who have ever lived are dead, though. Most of those have turned to dust.
During the first two million years or so, the human population probably didn't grow that much. Staying alive as a species was hard enough.
From time to time pandemics have killed off large portions of the human population, when it grew too large, and people had to live too close together. Nowadays we have Modern Medicine to cure most diseases and the population isn't culled as it ought to be.
*Raucous, tear-inducing laughter*
Seriously? Here's the answer: They're dead, you moron!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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