Atheists,for those of you who insist that we came from Apes(or Chimps),then are you up for trying to make a baby with an Ape or Chimp?
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I'm going to ignore this obvious strawman and ask you another question instead:
Are you glad that your Christian belief leads to genocide, slavery, murder, racism, bigotry, etc...?
I wouldn't consider myself an atheist, and that question has been answered, but anyways, understanding evolution also leads one to understanding why this question is irrelevant.
"So what are you saying? If someone convinced you evolution was true, you'd want to fuck monkeys?"
Probably. Why else would they need the bible to explicitly tell them not to commit bestiality?
Christians,for those of you who insist that we came from dirt,then are you up for trying to make a baby with dirt?
or possibly
Christians,for those of you who insist that we came from god,then are you up for trying to fuck with god?
Evolution has been around for how long now? So far, are there any cases of humans having sex with animals claiming that evolution led them to it? No, didn't think so. Now kindly GTFO and take your fail with you.
Creationists,for those of you who insist that animals were Help Meet for Man 1.0 and that woman was Help Meet for Man 2.0, as taught in Genesis,then are you up for trying to make a baby with any of those animals?
I hereby propose the following law to apply to all debates, arguments, discussions, and rants, especially those relating to evolution:
All participants are hereby required to actually read about, learn about, and reasonably understand the opposition's position PRIOR to commenting or asking snarky questions that are obviously meant to make the opposition feel stupid (when in reality all they do is show what a fucking ignorant dolt you are).
Violators will be crucified.
"Atheists,for those of you who insist that we came from Apes(or Chimps),then are you up for trying to make a baby with an Ape or Chimp?"
Wouldn't work, and that is why we are separate species. That is one of the key processes through which evolution can even occur to begin with.
Right. Firstly, evolution doesn't work like that. Secondly, oh wait, no time to post. This fucking sexy marmoset just walked by, I'm totally doing to tap that.
You think that believing we came from apes means we want to fuck apes?
Fuck your mother often, do you?
Nobody says we came from chimps. As for apes, I'm nearly 100% sure you're a child of two apes, one male and one female. (I'm saying nearly 100%, not just 100%, since with these nuts, who can really tell?)
Well, obviously f*cking a chimp works because someone boinked your mother and yada, yada, yada, here we are answering your question.
1) No.
2) It doesn't.
The end.
''Evolution does not work that way!''
That phrase is effective, yet used everywhere.
Can we make something refreshing?
Well according to Stormfront, my spouse is nothing more than a monkey, and we are trying to have a child...
Seriously though, just because we're not afraid of your sky-daddy does not mean that our live are one giant orgies where everything goes. We still have bills to pay, mouths to feed, families to deal with. So quit being so jealous of our wild lifestyles, most of us don't have the time or energy for such things.
Yes, if the ape is human.
And what's with this obsession with bestiality? Projecting a bit, are we?
@ David B.
There is some question about that; you see, she's blonde, and not too sure if the baby is hers.
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Perhaps C has been watching Murder in the Rue Morgue
Not particularly. Not only do I not find apes (r chimps) attractive, we are more than far enough displace from them on a genetic level to even hope to produce genetically viable offspring, or offspring altogether, really.
However, aren't you the guys that believe all mankind descended from Adam and Eve? Guess that means you're fine with incest, doesn't it?
Doesn't work that way, huh? Funny that...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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