(from the article Why You Should Beat Your Kids)
What today’s kids need is a good slap across the mouth from time to time. They should be beat constantly until they realize that they can’t get away and have to fight back to survive. Beat until they lose their narcissistic attitude and accept that weakness is never an option. Beat until she loses weight and he stops playing with Barbie dolls. Beat until they realize that their opinions don’t matter. Only corporal punishment directed at their lamentable selves will cure this degenerative malaise corrupting society.
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What YOU need, buster, is an inflatable doll. Nobody wants their kids to have you as a father. Nobody in their right mind, that is.
"Beat until they realize that their opinions don’t matter."
Beat until they realize that the rules are:
1. I'm the parent...
Poor Daryush Valizadeh. The guy's going broke cause no one's buying his rape guides, so he has to resort to trolling for attention via articles such as these on his blogs, in vain hope that he might scour a donation off a visitor.
"Why You Should Beat Your Kids"
In my neck of the woods, where I grew up, there was a basic rule that "You should never hit a kid that is smaller than you". Well, parents are definitely larger than their kids...
Rebel Yell sounds like he's in dire need of a good slap across the mouth, to make him lose that narcissistic attitude.
{from the film Parenthood, 1989}
Todd: "You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."
They should be beat constantly until they realize that they can’t get away and have to fight back to survive.
OK that right there shows the flaws in this reasoning. Violence begets violence.
If this asshole actually has children I feel really, really, sorry for them and I hope child protective services will intervene.
Using physical abuse to bring a positive change in a child is like cleaning dirty clothes by cutting out the dirty parts with scissors, or like using a blowtorch to burn the mud off of your shoes, or like fixing a poor signal on your cell phone by stomping on it. If you feel like you need to use physical force to establish authority over your child, you have already failed as a parent. It is unacceptable to even train an animal like that, let alone a human child. Anyone this incompetent should have their breeding privileges revoked by law, at least until the can substantially prove that they are capable of taking proper responsibility.
Discipline porn doesn't do it for me, but I have no problem with others who find it turns them on.
But dude, seriously, with kids? You're sick.
And when your kid shoots you in the stomach and stands there with a cold vacant smile, watching you bleed out internally, you will know how well your ideas worked, you useless fuck.
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You know, when I was in school, I'd hide my emotions when getting mocked for long hair. So I just pretended to smile during it.
His kids, if he has them, should try what I did. When he beats you, show no emotion, try not to. I know it will hurt. But, when this sick bastard isn't looking, call the police. If he catches you, run away. If you find me by chance, I'll take you in with my wife and I'll try to raise you better than he did. Okay? I will never like the idea of you kids becoming real-life Seta Sojiros, but if he's serious, you might. But call the police if you can, and then run away.
> They should be beat constantly until they realize that they can’t get away and have to fight back to survive.
What?! I thought the idea was that they would stop misbehaving, not attack you!
This doesn't even internally make sense...
The first rule of parenthood: Your kids decide which nursing home you go to in the future.
And whilst they are smaller & weaker right now, that situation won't last forever, nor will they forget . What's to stop them from biding their time for a few decades - until you're older & weaker, and they're bigger & stronger than you...?!
Then what that future subhuman slimebag will need is a good beating: every second of what's left of his inferior life. Beat the shit out of him until he realises that he can't get away (because his legs'll be permanently damaged), certainly in no physical position to be able to fight back. Kick him in the face until he realises what an inferior subhuman he was for so much as thinking of touching his kids in the past , and that he never had the right to in the first place. Refuse to feed him until he loses weight, acknowledges his inferiority , and even then will only be given food with shit in it. Punch him in the face for even thinking of having 'opinions' in the past.
Only constant - and more than infinitely painful - abuse directed at such an inferior 'parent', will make this subhuman realise why my father never so much as raised his voice to me & my sisters, never mind his hand; neither did my mother, which is why she's now in the best place, effectively with independence but the security she deserves, and wants for nothing.
Moral: 'Vengeance is ours ', sayeth your kids . And more than justifiably, too.
Here endeth the lesson.
Yea, my stepfather thought this was the proper way to raise children, too (with a little sexual abuse of my sister thrown in).
That's what "parents" like Rebel Yell have to look forward to.
YOU should be beat constantly motherfucker
I was abused, almost killed at the age of two.
That was 31 years ago. One day I hope to find the man that did this to me and show him that I'm no longer the helpless child he once brutalized for being "a sissy." Should that day come, i will tell him who I am, and then make him feel every bit as fucking helpless as a toddler himself.
I hope one day one of the children you've hurt comes back for you. I hope the day comes when you will know fear. And I hope you know you fucking deserve it.
Rebel Yell is one of those Internet Tough Guys you hear about every so often. Personally, I find him appallingly stupid, so by his logic I am therefore permitted to teach him a lesson by kicking him repeatedly in the nuts until he changes his mind.
Mr. Goose, meet Ms. Gander
Not that I don't think every child should get punched in the face a few times growing up, but the right way to go about it is to enrol your kid in a {Kick/Thai/ }boxing or MMA club with a kids program. Or maybe teach them DnD, but that's going a bit overboard.
@freako104
So, this turd is WORSE than a sociopath.
@ Titania et al: Unfortunately this is from the site of Roosh, who is definitely real since he's a PUA who sells books about himself fucking his way round post-communist states. These assholes tend to post really offensive stuff and them claim 'satire', which of course doesn't really work since the 'satire' is actually pretty close to their actual opinions.
Narcissists generally don't accept weakness as an option jackass. Rather they see themselves in grandiose terms and seek to inflict that sense of grandiosity on others.
As for the rest of your post, I hope you're kidding.
I'm finding myself commenting late, so I find myself echoing and agreeing with everybody else. However hopefully my comments offer something new.
So firstly, what Rebel Yell has stated is truly dispicable, and maybe someone bigger and stronger than him should smack him around just so he can have a taste of his ideology.
@FSTDT: For those who are not aware, a site called manboobz tracks the insanity of the MRA/PUA community and breaks down the fallacies, insanity, and outright stupidity of their cherished ideology. David Futrelle is the webmaster of the site, and skybison may have gotten this comment gem from this article .
Ending on a lighter note, a webcomic called A Voice For Pierre spoofs the MRA/PUA community through the commentary of Futrelle.
I can't say anything more that hasn't been said.
Also, Rebel yell? I think Billy Idol is tired of your shit.
If you guys go to Rebel Yell's profile on Return of Kings, he claims he's a descendant of Apollo. I guess he missed that Apollo was a bisexual god who wrote poetry, played music and whose sister was chaste and much more 'manly' than he was.
@Kat S.
Both sites are awesome & A Voice For Pierre is hilarious! Pierre (who encounters these MRA/PUA dorks) & his fluffy, orange cat, Poutine, are adorkable. I wanna Poutine of my very own *snorgles*!
@mech610
"If you guys go to Rebel Yell's profile on Return of Kings, he claims he's a descendant of Apollo. I guess he missed that Apollo was a bisexual god who wrote poetry, played music and whose sister was chaste and much more 'manly' than he was. "
Wait, What? He actually thinks he is descended from an actual greek god? Is he insane or is that some sort of MRA term for something I'm not familiar with?
And when they get sick of your abuse and (fill in the blank) while you sleep?
1) Stick you with pointy things.maliciously creative
@SpukiKitty :
Actually, Jessie and I have two. They act like him, anyways. A tabby and an orange cat. named Aresent and Ginseng, respectively. But a Voice for Pierre is so awesome, my socks melted.
You've misunderstood the meaning behind parenting. I, for one, am looking forward to hearing the opinions and ideas of my children. That's a big part of why I want them.
Why have kids if you're just looking for a punching bag? You'd save tens of thousands just by going to the gym instead...
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