[On the Shroud of Turin]
From what I watched on the tv show and what the Bible say, Jesus was raped in it for 3 days and then He rose from the dead.
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Ohhhh, okay. Without you guys above me, I would have asked BurningSon for some of his drugs. He obviously has the good stuff. But now...a typo just isn't as funny as him actually believing Jesus to have been raped. :-(
Thor?
He could hardly pith.
;-)
I don't care who in Hell you think you are, buddy, but you drop that cross one more time and you're outta the parade!
Freudian Typo?
Also, we need solid evidence that Jesus was ever wrapped, or raped, in that particular cloth.
"Jesus was raped in it for 3 days and then He rose from the dead."
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Oh, ye gods. This is so lulzworthy, it's right up there with JohnR7's 'I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie'.
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=16695&Page=1
And seeing as it's now getting it's 10-year airing again, it'll be hella cum-crusty by now!
X3
Where's Finbarr Saunders when you need him?!
This just in: Jesus was a deep sleeper
Just how was Jesus ever dead? Fundies? C'mon, he's not only the son of God, he is God. The vessel is worthless in respect to humans, according to YOUR religion.
I think you mean wrapped, but I could be wrong.
que music for Zombie Jesus.
Zombie Jesus he's the bestest in the land
"From what I watched on the tv show and what the Bible say, Jesus was raped in it for 3 days and then He rose from the dead.
So, the ultimate example of Rape = [i]Redemption[/i]...?!
I know that - once he was sentenced to crucifixion - he was fucked , but...?! o_O; X3
@Philbert McAdamia
"Thor?
He could hardly pith.
;-)
I don't care who in Hell you think you are, buddy, but you drop that cross one more time and you're outta the parade!"
I bet the Roman centurion was cross as well! It was all he could do - after telling that other Red Sea Pedestrian to write 'Romani Ite Domum' a hundred times or have his balls cut off - to stop himself from telling this 'Jesus' bloke or whoever he is to do the same! [/"Monty Python's Life of Brian"] X3
'Washed in the blood of Jesus' as you lot are so fond of saying:
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Honestly, you lot are more vampiric than Goths !
"and what the Bible say, Jesus was raped in it for 3 days and then He rose from the dead."
As if what your 'moral' Bible [i]condones[/i] wasn't bad enough, [b]Necrophilia[/b] now?!
Not taking into account the (subconscious Freudian) depravities of you fundies, what with your constant hardon for being 'His Bride ' - including the male 'belie vers' - of what is a Zombie, you lot are sick, sick , Sick.
There's even your right to condemn we 'a moral heathen' Atheists fucked, then. [/pun not intended]
Necrophilic Necromancy... humans and their fetishes...
Well, judging from my own apotheosis, there is no rape necessary, and none of the human Saints I have talked to (including Imphotep, Asklepios, and Jesus himself) mentioned anything in that direction.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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