wildcardlx #fundie

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HAHAHAHA! Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!! Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!! Hahaha. I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL. You will. I promise. Christianity is the one and only true religion. Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins. I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL. There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross. If you are willing to kill for wealth, then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you.

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old comment by emau99

Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!

Well, I don't know. God causes an awful lot of abortions himself...

I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.

Well, then, you're a dick.

You will. I promise.

Promises, promises...

Christianity is the one and only true religion.

Just like the rest of them.

Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins.

What do minorities have to do with this?

I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.

Again--you're a dick.

There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross.

...and, apparently, wishing eternal suffering on people you've never met but you don't like anyway is perfectly OK.

I'll say it again--you're a dick.

old comment by GigaGuess

HAHAHAHA! Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!! Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!
I don't know since, again, he said nothing on the subject. Ergo you're putting wirds in your messiah's mouth. From what I hear, there's some bad juju behind that door...

Hahaha. I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.
That's not a prayer. That's a curse.

You will. I promise. Christianity is the one and only true religion.
Where have I heard that before...?
Islam is the one and only true religion.
Hinduism is the one and only true religion.
Pastafarianism is the one and only true religion.
Funny...to the best of my knowledge, there is no religion that doesn't claim the market wholesale on truth...

old comment by GigaGuess

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Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins.
So then you're willing to adopt all the little brown and black babies? Or I suppose you think the mother should have thought of that before opening her legs, and should be saddled with the brat so she can think about what she's done.

I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.
Judge not, bitch. Also, either you're lying, or I'd wager this woman has a hard enough time with her decisions. Do you really think a woman skips merrily to the clinic, and dances out? It is a hard decision, rarely, if ever made lightly.

There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross.
Yes. And I should think swinging judgments around like a dead cat should be one of them.

If you are willing to kill for wealth, then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you.
You're aware that most abortions are performed by those in the bottom prosperity bracket, and not the top. It's not aborting for wealth. It's aborting to continue to scrape by. To survive. To not have to decide between feeding your child and haivng power to warm it.

@ShadowPhoenix:
Don't forget though, being flamed for being an asshat counts as persecution, and justfies their position that they are lone bastions of light in an otherwise Godless world.

old comment by Doubting Thomas

I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.

Do you think an all-loving god would approve of his followers wishing eternal torture on others? Somehow I think if the whole Christianity myth were true, anyone praying for another person to go to hell would end up there themselves.

I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.

What an asshole you are. And I bet you consider yourself a compassionate Christian, don't you?

There are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross.

I think telling a woman who had an abortion that she's going to hell is one of them.

God will curse you.

What kind of curse do you get for being a raving, bigoted asshole?

old comment by Horsefeathers

"HAHAHAHA! Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!! Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!"

He doesn't seem to have shown much in the way of disagreement.

"Hahaha."

Yes. Indeed.

"I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL. You will. I promise."

If you could promise such a thing you wouldn't really need to pray for it to happen, now would you?

"Christianity is the one and only true religion."

I thought it was a "personal relationship with Jesus" or some silly shit.

"Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins."

Say what?

"I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL."

I doubt they cared terribly much. I also doubt you actually did such a thing to begin with.

"here are some lines that a man should not be willing to be cross. If you are willing to kill for wealth, then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you. "

Yeah, yeah. Go take your bogeyman and shove him, will ya?

old comment by Giveitaday

Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!

Maybe, maybe not, either way is 100% irrelevent since your "god" doesn't dictate US law.

I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.

So you expect your "god" to condemn people who's politics differ from yours just because you say so?

You will. I promise.

And here I thought christians believed in forgiveness.

Christianity is the one and only true religion.

Every religion claims they are the "One true religion". They can't all be right, but they can all be wrong.

Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins.

I doubt that anyone has ever had an abortion so that minorities can be prosperous. In fact I think that claim is an outright lie based on your own racism rather than any theology.

I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.

So? Is that what you need to do in order to feel like a real man? Pathetic.

If you are willing to kill for wealth,

No one has an abortion thinking that it will make them wealthy, or anyone else for that matter. Taking that line of argument makes you look nothing more than uninformed, racist idiot.

then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you.

Just because you say so, right? What kind of idiot thinks that anyone has an abortion because they think it will make them or anyone else prosperous or wealthy?

old comment by dionysus

Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!!

Pathetic...that he forgot to mention his opinion on it despite being omniscient and knowing that it would cause Christian denominations to hate each other and cause Christians to murder doctors, patients, and even people that work at abortion clinics who have nothing to do with the abortions at all and are just working to support their families? Yeah, the way he dropped the ball there was pathetic. However, from what we DO know about Jesus, he likely wouldn't command his followers to bomb clinics and kill people. But then again you jerks don't actually follow Jesus' teachings you just use his good name to get sympathy for what would otherwise be considered murder.

old comment by Papabear

"Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!!"

And yet you clowns seem to think the Bible addresses everything including abortion.

"I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL."

Do you really think the SON OF GOD would support your praying for people to burn in HELL?

"Christianity is the one and only true religion."

Says you. I await your proof of that claim.

"Any one who destroys human life to ensure that minorities in the U.S. can potentially live "prosperous" lives will pay for their sins."

So, are you saying you're a racist as well as a delusional idiot?

"I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL."

Aside from being wrong and rude, you really need to decide if you are lying about one woman or several women.

"If you are willing to kill for wealth, then you will never find any kind of prosperity because God will curse you."

A teeny, tiny bit of research will show that there are more reasons for abortions than wealth. In fact, I don't think anyone has an abortion specifically for wealth.

Plenty of "sinners" prosper. The curse of your imaginary friend isn't worth spit.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"HAHAHAHA! Jesus' comments on abortion?! How pathetic!!! Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!"

For starters, Romans 13: 1-7 says you're going to Hell for saying this. Also, to my knowledge, Jesus didn't say jack shit about abortion in the Bible. A case of 'WWJD'? Before you think about that, think on this:

Revelation 22:18-19

If anything, the fact he didn't say word one about abortion in the Bible - certainly not condemning it - means that therefore, by definition, Jesus condones abortion. After all, remember Matthew 5:18:

Matthew 5:18 (KJV): 'For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.'

Which means that everything in the Old Testament has to be obeyed (lol, Leviticus; homosexuality a no-no*, but wearing poly-cotton clothes, working on a Saturday, and eating pork chops & prawns etc are fine. Cherry-picking for Jebus) and observed. So care to explain this? (emphasis added):

Hosea 13:16: 'Samaria will be held guilty, For she has rebelled against her God. They will fall by the sword, Their little ones will be dashed in pieces, And their pregnant women will be ripped open.'

The 'God' you worship is an abortionist. Your own Bible says so, which is the 'Literal Word of God' after all. Thus, by definition (further condemned by the fact there's not one mention of his condemnation of such in the New Testament) Jesus is Pro-Abortion too.

I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

*- Leviticus 27:34: 'These are the commandments, which the LORD commanded Moses for the children of Israel in mount Sinai.'

But no mention of homosexuality, or the condemnation of such, in the NT. Least of all by Jesus. Ergo, Jesus is Pro-Gay too. He did hang around with twelve men (two of whom were sailors), didn't marry a woman, and wore a dress after all. QED.

old comment by refuter of fundy vermin

'Do you really think the SON of GOD would support Roe. vs. Wade's decision?!!'

Do YOU really think Jesus would support Paul Hill, Scott Roeder, Eric Rudolph, John Salvi or any of the other fundy low-lifes who have killed in His name? Not damned likely.

'I pray to God that those who support such a heinous practice burn in HELL.'

And I pray to God that such self-righteous, arrogant fundy shitstains like wildcardlx will BURN IN HELL.

'I have known woman who have had multiple abortions. I told them right to their face that they will BURN IN HELL.'

You have proven yourself to be an evil, psychopathic PIECE OF COW SHIT who will be burning in Hell, for preaching LIES.

'Wildcardlx, does your dick touch your asshole?'

'Oh yes! It DOES!'

'Then go fuck yourself, dipshit.'

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