My name is AwesomeMachine, but you may call me Mantros. I came that I might speak to you. Those who have listened have heard. But, there are those among you who have cursed me to God. Woe to you for doing this.
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Wow, this guy sounds like a character of a bad fantasy novel:
AwesomeMachine is allegorical. Thay is, He symbolizes an ideal of Truth. Having tapped into the source of knowledge, understanding, and wisdom I have learned what the fundemental building blocks of the universe consist of. These are Truth, Love, and Justice. Anything in the universe, which is not aligned to these will naturally be brought back into subjection by the remainder of the universe, which perfectly obeys the Will of God. That which cannot be brought into alignment with Truth, Love, and Justice will face annihilation. This earth is the last stop on the way to Heaven or Hell. In the end, you and I, will be in Heaven or Hell, period.
The arrogance is awesome; the intelligence,,,, not so much.
Awesom-o ?
..is that you Eric ?
"My name is AwesomeMachine,"
"That which cannot be brought into alignment with Truth , Love, and Justice will face annihilation."
So, um. Is your name really AwesomeMachine? 'caues, if it's not, it's annihilation time, buddy.
*does what Captain Hook did to that pirate playing the accordion on his ship*
Now, where were we before we were so rudely interrupted by the sound of hot air?
“My name is AwesomeMachine, but you may call me Mantros.”
“I came that I might speak to you.”
“Those who have listened have heard.”
“But, there are those among you who have cursed me to God.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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