The Bible says we are created in God's image! That would make God a *** or a dyke, which is not the case because Jesus was without sin. Look at a gay guy, usually he acts so feminine it is sickening. The there are the lesbians who act ever so masculine. That is God's way of saying, "Hello McFly, see something wrong here?"
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"God's image" means spirit, consciousness, capable of goodness, etc. It has nothing to do with who you want to screw! Bodily and sexualy, Jesus was supposedly created in our physical image. Do you think God has a dick? He gets his jollies watching women shower?
If I were created in God's image, that would make God female and overweight with a tendency towards acne and getting sunburned, but pretty darn good hair. Somehow, I don't think that lilefamily4 thinks that's what God is like.
According to you, your god must an assholy fucktard just because you are?I was made in the image of your imaginary friend.
What is a ***? I thought you might mean "gay," but you type the word "gay" later, so I am confused.
Also, not all gays are flaming nellies and not all lesbians are butch. You might want to broaden your experiences with homosexuals before you run off at the mouth next time.
" Bible says we are created in God's image! That would make God a *** or a dyke, which is not the case because Jesus was without sin. Look at a gay guy, usually he acts so feminine it is sickening. "
Your version of Jesus isn't exactly John Wayne, pal -- long hair (a big no-no according to the Bible), feminine features, not to mention the fact that he was unmarried and spent a lot of time hanging around with other single men.
A kindly old man died peacefully and found himself resurrected in the middle of a country road. And behold! THere with a smile to greet him was his best friend who'd died in the war! He openly wept and embraced his long lost friend in tearful reunion. After some time, the friend suggested they should to walk the road in what seemed to be the direction of the rising sun. The man followed.
That is God's way of saying, "Hello McFly, see something wrong here?
Julian: Didn't you post that one before, but slightly different? Either way, it's still a great little piece of flash. [for those not in the know, flash fiction is a piece with a set word limit (usually 500-1000 words) that is a full story, with a beginning, middle, and end. This little piece qualifies better than many I've read elsewhere on the net.]
I am ever so glad that lifefamily4 decided to replace whatever 3-letter-word that was with 3 asterisks.
if Jesus was born without sin, then forget your previous statement. We fall seventy times seven. So,please, stop saying nonsenses.
I thought God was genderless, and mankind only had the different thingies so we could fuck each other.
In which case, God doesn't has any specific sexual orientation.
Although I might also just be making shit up.
The bible also claims God is inerrant and omniscient. So, either God created these people in direct violation of his own rules, or he created them knowing full well they'd grow up to be in direct violation of his own rules.
Either way that makes God a prick.
If God has an issue with us, he can deal with us himself. What we do in our bedroom is between the nine of us, and God. Butt out, or join in.
Well, un the same Bible it says that we're all sinners, which directly contradicha the first statement. That, or God is hermaphrodite
Yes, the Bible says we are created in God's image. "Men and women he created them", so God must be BOTH man AND woman.
You've never heard about gay bears or lipstick lesbians, have you, dearie?
Why not tell these guys they act so feminine it is sickening. Prepare to run...
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And these look every so masculine, don't they?
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That's my way of saying "Hello McFly, see something right here?"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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