"They protest bull crap."
Surely the 'bull crap' they are protesting would be the stuff you're supporting. I know you're excited about being able to form words like a big boy, but the boring old 'actually making sense' bit has to come first.
"Give me crap."
Why do I think this is intentionally vague?
"Hey, why'd you beat the hell out of that guy?"
"He was giving me crap."
"It looked like he was just feeding his parking meter."
"Yeah, well he was doing it in a very gay way!"
"Try and convert kids into fags."
Bad idea, the exchange rate is a mess at the moment. I can only get about two gays for every six children I fork over. Stupid economy.
"Gay-up the surroundings."
We solved that problem in my town. Once the gays have made their changes we unleash a load of bulldykes to lesbian-up the place. They take down the floral centerpieces and pink decor, and build MOT test stations instead.
"Gay-up the community (with their little restaraunts and little paris hilton dogs with big huge men)"
This is an interesting problem due to the relative nature of size. Do restaurants become more gay as they become more diminutive? Would the gay culinary ideal be a bistro located in a shoebox? Could I make a fortune from the gay populus if I carved a cafe into the head of a match? The dog thing baffles me too. If a fourteen foot gentleman was walking a Great Dane, would he be gaying-up the community? Would a foot-high fellow walking a french poodle dyed pink be some kind of masculine role model on a par with John Maclane?
"Gay-up the back of their cars. Why is that an issue, I'm tired of seeing the "bush did it, hes a bigot who's just racist when it comes to homos" bumperstickers."
Oh! So the gay people are the ones who are anti-Bush? My God there's a lot of us... Wait a minute, i'm not gay! But I am drawn to the idea of a bistro in a shoebox.
