(Where would you like to be during the rupture)
I would like to be with my Husband - he will be coming too so it'd be great to hear the trumpet together. Otherwise I'd like to be out in the field where I work and see Jesus coming in the clouds.
I'd like to not be driving my car because I don't want to cause anyone to be hurt. (I've got a bumper sticker to put on my car that say's "Warning - In Case of Rapture this Vehicle will be Un-maned!")
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"I would like to be with my Husband - he will be coming too so it'd be great to hear the trumpet together. "
Most of us just call that an orgasm.
Enna...
"There are gonna so many cars to steal!!! "
I doubt that there are many RR-Tards driving cars worth stealing. Think "4th-hand Chevy Cavalier circa 1985", not "2009 Ferrari".
So she paid money for the sticker, placed it on her car, and is now quoting it, BUT can't spell the words on it?
"I would like to be with my Husband."
A weekend at a a Bed & Breakfast would be nice.
"he will be coming too."
Great, having orgasms together is wonderful
Everything you said after that is batshit insane.
"Warning - In Case of Rapture this Vehicle will be Un-maned!"
No, you're supposed to put that on the back of your horse !
same old, same old.
Everyone on that site is so focussed on the end that they're missing the middle. Sad really, until come out with something annoying, thoughtless, or bigotted
Now now, it was clearly a typo. She meant to say "Un-manned."
Except ... wait a minute, she's a woman! Her car's ALREADY un-manned!
You'd like to not be driving your car. What, do you think God will keep that in mind? Are you suggesting the rapture timetable should revolve around you and your driving habits?
I think you've been out in the sun too much, working the fields.
The laughable part is, Rapture/Millenium "theory" was originally ridiculed and discounted, and didn't gain ground until the 19th century.
Now suddenly every moron thinks that "Left Behind" is a true account of things that will happen but haven't yet, instead of the FICTION it obviously is. The Rapture crowd is the laughingstock of Catholics and of non-Christians everywhere.
"I'd like to not be driving my car because I don't want to cause anyone to be hurt."
Wait, wait, wait - you're perfectly ok with the idea that people left behind will be tortured for eternity, but you wouldn't want one of them to get hit by a car?
I don't think you've thought very hard about this.
I'd like to not be driving my car because I don't want to cause anyone to be hurt. (I've got a bumper sticker to put on my car that say's "Warning - In Case of Rapture this Vehicle will be Un-maned!")
This is a case of unwarranted self-importance. Tell me, why should you death-cultists be the first to get into heaven?
@Lee: Even better if you can get someoneone to release human-shaped helium-filled inflatables at the same time and then throw a bunch of old clothes on the ground for good measure.
"Otherwise I'd like to be out in the field where I work and see Jesus coming in the clouds."
It's terrible, but this line called to mind an image of Jesus furiously beating off, and looking over his shoulder as A2J walks up. He turns bright red, and tries to run away, but trips over his pants which are still down around his ankles.
"Warning - In Case of Rapture this Vehicle will be Un-maned!"
You drive a lion?
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE... oh wait, the lion IS my van
Un-maned? Is that what happens when a lion gets a shave?
Mind you, even lions wielding large cans of shaving foam and Wilkinson Sword razors is a far more plausible prospect than the fucking Rupture.
I've actually seen that sticker, on a car covered with Jesus stickers. They must work to bless the car, or perhaps it was all that adhesive that was holding the thing together, because it was beyond its natural lifespan by a good many years.
"Otherwise I'd like to be out in the field where I work and see Jesus coming in the clouds.”
Confused?
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