And I love how you guys show me a list of prophecies from you local atheists web sites of failed prophecies. NONE OF THE PROPHECIES HAVE FAILED. What you have here, are athiest who draw these list up, and these atheists are not wise enought, nor are they intelligent enought to understand the Bible
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On the one hand, apologists have addressed several of the failed prophesies and patched them up with pretty stories.
On the other hand, apologists are not able to patch up all of them.
You fail.
And I love how you guys show me a list of prophecies from you local xtian web sites of failed prophecies. ALL OF THE PROPHECIES HAVE FAILED. What you have here, are xtian who draw these list up, and these xtians are not wise enought, nor are they intelligent enought to understand the Bible.
Fixed.
Tell me why is it that prophecies are only "fulfilled" in hindsight? Why are they always so vague that we can't recognize the shit right away? Prophecy is bullshit anyway. Look at what you fundies were doing to Obama, twisting the truth and downright making shit up just to make him fit the role of anti-christ. You people suck.
I predict that one day something will happen, and some other day it will rain diamonds on the poor.
I have just proven myself to be a prophet by your logic. One of the prophecies has been fulfilled, (something happened one day,) and the other one is true- it just hasn't been fulfilled yet. NONE OF MY PROPHECIES HAVE FAILED.
Really, so when Jeremiah says that Israel will become a den of dragons...there are actually dragons in Israel.
..but..
They are invisible, intagable dragons!
HAH!!!
The bible is 100% true!!!
-dork-
If you are not a poe then you have the mind of one.
Evolution doesn't prophesy in a biblical sense it makes actual predictions in a scientific sense. Most of the predictions made by science have come true. In other words the predictions have been directly observed or validated by overwhelming evidence.
"Really, so when Jeremiah says that Israel will become a den of dragons...there are actually dragons in Israel. "
Still hasn't happened, though.
I understand the Bible perfectly. It's a moldy old tome written by goat-fuckers, designed to keep people in line through fear and control, and to subjugate the superior sex (women) to the barbarian control of men. It doesn't take much wisdom or intelligence to understand that.
Well, I prophecise that tonight, millions of humans are going to have sex, and lots of them are not be married.
Right, because if they've failed, it's not because they've really failed, it's because we just don't understand how gawwwwwwd works, amirite?
I WILL TAKE A PISS IN MID AFTER NOON, AFTERWARDS I WILL HAVE SUPPER THEN MAYBE TAKING A SHIT
ALL OF THIS CAME TO PASS, I MUST BE REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
/allcaps
"these atheists are not wise enought, nor are they intelligent enought to understand the Bible"
Apparently, no-one is. That's why these "prophesies" are only revealed to have "prophesied" something after the event.
Did you know the bible predicted Obama's presidency?
Job 5:11, "The lowly he sets on high, and those who mourn are lifted to safety."
What else could it mean but that a recently bereaved African American shall be president?
(See what I did there?)
And I love how you raptard fundies have made prophecies. ALL OF THEM HAVE FAILED. Here's an example:
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17 years later, Jesus hasn't showed up. Could it be because (check one):
[ ] Jesus doesn't care about you fundies anymore
Choose wisely.
" atheists are not wise enought, nor are they intelligent enought to understand the Bible "
Either that, or they don't take sumerian creation myths seriously.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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