I do not like illusions or tricks or whatever you call them because they fall into one of two categories:
1) You are either doing something miraculous, and it is not to honor God.
In either case, it is wrong.
With these guys, I actually believe they may have some demonic help. I cannot explain it, but as soon as I saw the first moment of the first commercial for one of them, my Spirit was grieved. Immediately, I knew this was not Godly.
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If you're Bro. Randy, you're pretty fucked. Everything in life is sinful and you'd be better off dead and in Heaven with God, but suicide is also sinful. I wonder how anyone could possibly live in such a reality.
Good magicians have the most honest profession in the world. They tell you that they're going to trick you, and then they do EXACTLY what they said they'd do. No lies, no demons, no miracles. Just honest, forewarned illusions.
Archangel_Lucifer: I wish, but no.source
Ya think maybe he finally figured out what 'randy' meant?
MAGIC TRICK, repeat after me, MAGIC TRICK. It is an entertainment, an illusion, nothing more. Fundies are all related to Chicken Little, they like to create a demonic possession out of a card trick. They have such a low and paranoid view of God! Don't you think, maybe, with wars, famines, disease, rape, and torture going on all over the world, he'd have more important things to worry about than stupid magicians?
@FLATWORM: Knowing Randy, he probably WISHES that movie was done with no special effects, because Jim Caviezel is Catholic. Randy would love it if he got beaten, scourged, and generally wrecked in public for real.
of course, the guy with flash as his avatar comes in to save the day and prove that everybody's wrong about it, then bro. randy comes in, says it really is evil despite what the flash guy said, then locks the subject. how typical.
I cannot explain it.... Imagine my surprise.
So entertaining people with clever illusions is of the devil...but threatening them with a non-existent afterlife and the wrath of a non-existent deity, in order to fill your collection plate...that's perfectly fine, huh Randy?
I do not like raising the dead or chasing demons or whatever Jesus calls them because they fall into one of two categories:
What exactly are you supposed to do for fun if you live your life the Bro. Randy way, anyway?
Well, they are "lying," in much the same way that Schwarzenegger was "lying" when he pretended to be a robot from the future.
Smoke and mirrors to bring entertainment to the masses.
you my friend, are an idiot. *dissappears*
he must lead a sorry, sad, narrow life.
If it were not for the evil he spews, I'd be sorry for him
Jesus told fictional stories (we call them parables).
fiction=untrue=lies=demonic
Proof of what we always suspected: even Jesus isn't righteous enough for Bro Randy
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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