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(Fundie hell fire rant)
Satan will make it as hot as Hell forever and ever. You will not know whether you are crispy or extra crispy, you will be to busy crying and screaming for relief and water. But neither will come to you.
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I never understood why they all talk about you wanting water, or for there being fire in hell anyway. I mean, you won't have a body, so wouldn't it be more sensible to torture OTHER senses?
"Satan will make it as hot as Hell forever and ever. You will not know whether you are crispy or extra crispy, you will be to busy crying and screaming for relief and water. But neither will come to you."
But remember, kids: God loves you!
You mean screaming at the top of the very lungs that are at the same time rotting in some grave (underneath a big mausoleum my followers will have erected for me (a man needs dreams))? While burning the same skin that slowly dissolves into something very ugly? Eternity is a long time, fellow. And I am sure as soon as I realize that all the pain is merely imagination (no nerves, remember?), only one important question remains: Will I be finger lickin good?
Fire and water have no bearing on the issue.
First, you must prove that the personality survives death as a disembodied spirit.
Next you must prove that only two possible imaginary environments exist for these spirits.
Third, you must prove that the disembodied spirit has no choice about its imaginary environment.
Finally, you must prove that disembodied spirits in a state of eternal lock-down are even aware of anything.
Proof, fundy, proof! We are all waiting. Inferno do not count.
@Grigadil: Fundies don't draw their definition of Hell form either The Bible or Inferno because the Bible has no real mention of Hell, after all the very word Hell comes from the Norse. And Dante's Hell is completely opposite what fundies, I mean in Inferno the final level of Hell isn't fire, it's ice. The final level of Hell is literally frozen over.
Who cares? If it will be hot as Hell, we would vaporize in matter of 1/10th of a second.
ALSO ANSWER THE QUESTION, DAMNIT, I ALSO WANT TO KNOW IF I WILL BE FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!
"Satan will make it as hot as Hell forever and ever"
"You will not know whether you are crispy or extra crispy, you will be to busy crying and screaming for relief and water. But neither will come to you."
About the torment of spirits; what a lot of non-Christians don't realize is that the Bible teaches that God will resurrect unbelievers, give them immortal bodies, and then cast them into hell to experience everlasting torture.
@Darth Vader
About the torment of spirits; what a lot of non-Christians don't realize is that the Bible teaches that God will resurrect unbelievers, give them immortal bodies, and then cast them into hell to experience everlasting torture.
Which is still just more ridiculousness. It never fucking stops...
@ Darth Vader
I would be grateful if you could point out where exactly does the bible state this. And what bible version you're using.
I spent my elementary and high school in Catholic schools and had to take Religion as an academic subject. I had to wade through 4 different versions of the bible and I can't recall this "resurrect unbelievers, give them immortal bodies, and then cast them into hell to experience everlasting torture" stuff.
Maybe, I missed something in the lectures and discussions.
Not surprising, really. I spent most of my time wondering why and how girls were different from boys.
Satan will make it as hot as Hell forever and ever. You will not know whether you are crispy or extra crispy, you will be to busy crying and screaming for relief and water. But neither will come to you.
And you'll be in Heaven watching it all with your hand in your pants.
Yeah, yeah, hellfire is really hot and fire hurts and we'll be oh-so-sorry and stuff, big deal. Fundie canned answers are so bland and unsatisfying compared to a fundie spiralling into some fresh, free-form delusion.
If I'll be finger lickin' good, I at least want to choose who whill lick me all over. I'm getting this most, er, delicious image of the underworld. Fantasyland!
@ Prager ~ NO! Bwahahahahaaaaa
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To be honest the bibles not exactly clear on what hell is or even if it exists.http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/interp/hell.html
Daniel 12:2 says its shame and everlasting contempt
On the other side of the fence
So as with most things in the bible, take your pick on what you want to believe.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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