Just a question, Starbuck. Why do Christians frequently end their posts with threats such as this? Out days are numbered? Are you threatening our lives? Or implying that we're going to get struck down by your all mighty? This is the biggest mystery of Christians to me is the threats.
Good grief, No I am not threatening you. I don't even know you... never met. Even if we did, I wouldn't threaten bodily harm upon anyone. Unless of course they tried to do me harm, then they wouldn't be threats (If I was able of course!).
Based upon my beliefs, you will feel the wrath of God. I know, I know.. you say silly and stupid and immoral. I say truth. One day, we will either both know for sure, or we will both know nothing (knowing nothing is your belief.).
I have nothing against you. I just love to poke fun at the damned from time to time. I know, kind of childish. Well I have argued with athiests and to not one would listen. So now I have resorted to picking on them. Kind of like how a child rips the legs off spiders. It's rather humorus.
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why can't fundies spell "atheist"?
i mean, i know: it's because they're morons as well as douchebags. but still... it ain't that hard.
" I know, I know.. you say silly and stupid and immoral. I say truth."
When did Christians become so post-modern? Was it when their beliefs become nearly synonymous with "meaningless self-contradictory drivel", or have they secretly been like this the whole time?
"I just love to poke fun at the damned from time to time."
You make Jesus proud, I'm sure. Don't worry, the damned find you damned funny. Just not in the way you hoped.
Kind of like how a child rips the legs off spiders. It's rather humorus.
No, it's disturbing and is something parents should quickly correct. The fact that you, as an adult, think it is harmless fun is sick...However little one may think of insects, most people have enough good sense not to let their kids think it is okay to torture them.
Hades will come to you at your death and bring you to Tartarus, where your skin wil be stripped from your body a thousand times over, and your eyes gouged from their sockets by vultures. But that's not a threat. Just the truth.
SAtarbuck, quite frankly, I would consider you one of the damned in this life. There may/may not be an afterlife. Most remiss of any putative deity not to provide substantial evidence that would stand up in a court.
As matters stand, it is purely a matter of personal sentiment as to whether this is a god/afterlife. You certainly cannot prove it. Accordingly, I would consider your somewhat light-hearted comments to be a bit off colour, and frankly in bad taste.
If I am damned, it is certainly presumptuous of you to say so. It is really none of your business. And if there is a god, he/she/it must be pissed off that you have trespassed into his/her/its decision-making territory.
Is there any reason why an atheist should listen to a Christian? Would a Christian be persuaded by an atheist?
I'll sit happily in my agnostic corner while you other slug it out.
"Kind of like how a child rips the legs off spiders. It's rather humorus."
Um.. no, it's not. I remember when I was about six, I got a magnifying glass. I loved that little thing. I would go out into the yard and burn things. There were ants crawling all over the patio. But you know what? I never burned them. I only burned paper bags and inanimate objects my mother let me use. Even when I was six, before I had yet gained the insight to understand that other people and beings feel pain, I knew it was wrong to hurt them.
What kind of sick monster gets chuckles off of ripping a creature's limbs off and watching it suffer?! What ever happened to being good stewards of the planet?? Ye gods- why don't you make a proposition to build Christian coliseums so you can battle it out yourselves to figure out who God approves of and get your sadistic entertainment? It would do the world some favors.
Kind of like how a child rips the legs off spiders. It's rather humorus.
I've never ripped the legs off of anything that was living, and I don't find the idea humorous.
Then again, I'm not a fundie.
I ripped off spider legs once, when I was angry. I was eleven. And I threw up after doing so- because I realized what I was doing to another living thing.
I learned my lesson- have you learned yours?
I just love to poke fun at the damned from time to time.
Gosh... I seem to recall someone who was most displeased with those who do that... especially those who do it for their own amusement.
Jesus, I think his name was... I don't suppose you've heard of him?
See, whether or not it's a threat, it's inflammatory. I could say "you WILL die", and be absolutely right without making a threat, since everybody dies eventually, but it would still piss people off.
"One day, we will either both know for sure, or we will both know nothing (knowing nothing is your belief.). "
"I just love to poke fun at the damned from time to time. I know, kind of childish. "
"Well I have argued with athiests and to not one would listen. So now I have resorted to picking on them."
"Kind of like how a child rips the legs off spiders. It's rather humorus."
Xotan: I don't know how serious you're being, but you're not being "neutral" if you make fun of the guy.
Also, to whoever submitted this: Please bracket (that is to say, put [ ] around) anything submitted to add context that is not part of the Fundie's little rant. Thank you in advance.
I know, kind of childish.
Strange that you consider childishness to be reprehensible but still follow a messiah that specifically stated he required it in his followers.
"I know.. you say silly and stupid and immoral. I say truth."
So...you admit that it's still silly, stupid, and immoral?
Looking at the rest of your post, I think that you probably would, because that would be right up your alley.
Confused?
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