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THANK GOD FOR SENDING THE SHOOTER TO CHARLIE HEBDO, KILLING 12 AND INJURING 11 MORE!

The masked gunmen asked for specific people by name before killing them. “It was more of a precision execution.” They were servants of God sent to execute His judgment, ala Nebuchadrezzar (Jeremiah 25:9).

GodSmack!

As expected, the world united with “I am Charlie” signs and postings on social media, expressing solidarity with France and Charlie Hebdo and defiance to God. They claim they will “fight terrorism with common values, freedom, freedom of speech, freedom of the press—” It’s a wonder these hypocrites don’t choke to death on the words coming out of their lying mouths! Those words only mean one thing to them – FREEDOM TO SIN.

Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the LORD: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished. (Proverbs 16:5)

GOD HATES THE MEDIA!

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old comment by Kuyohashi

@anothga

Yeah, any time you see the words "THANK GOD FOR [terrible tragedy real people feel dreadful over]", it's a given that the Westboro Calvinist Cult is behind it.

@passerby

Wait, wait, they booted out Pope Crazy because his final words were something akin to, "be less assholish to one another; fuck everyone else, but treat other members of this particular Gilead fiefdom I've carved out of bailing twine and crazy a bit more politely", and their response was, "fuck that noise, being nice to ANYONE is evil"? Wow, I had no idea just how awful each and every standing member of this compound really was.

@Kryptozoon
That is just stupid. They do know that Jesus, Martin Luther, and Fred's life-muse John Calvin, all died, right? Or do they just not care?

@SpukiKitty

"GodSmack" seems to be there way of saying "Gotcha!" or something. Anytime anything happens - terrorists kill folks, soldiers die, a wacko shoots up some Amish kids, or a FUCKING ROLLER COASTER STALLS I SHIT YOU NOT - they screech "GodSmack!", because gawd just laid the smackdown on some heathen for minding their own business and not being a fucker. I'm very curious to know what kind of world these brainfarts would see as ideal? They seem to disparage basic human emotions like compassion and empathy, so I fear it may be somewhere between Orwell and "Equilibrium", with a dash of Iran tossed in for flavour.

Can I be honest? I always felt really bad for Fred after he died. Yeah, I know, right? He was filth. Hate personified. But the way his family threw him aside was just odious. I know we're all, "DIAF, Fred", but just stop and imagine how alone he must have felt when his own children, what few could stomach his presence, turned their backs on him, all because of a theology he perverted to justify his own insecurities. I hate the man, I'm not sad he's dead, a monster has been removed from the world, but his kids, Shirley especially, could have shown a bit more humanity towards him. Instead, I don't think he even got a funeral. It's fucking disgusting.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

...meanwhile, the latest issue of "Charlie Hebdo" sells out in hours; they have to produce another print run to cope with demand - and not just in France.

The WBC - in being rediuced to supporting ISIS to try and generate attention like the whores they are - continue to sink into the morass of their own irrelevance FAIL.

@Meeeh

In light of their precious 'Gramps' revelation...:

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...more a case of what I refer to them as: the Westhomo Bumtist Choadtch; continuing with what he started in the first place, therefore they're all closet cases!

After all, what's stopping them from dropping the whole 'God Hates Gays' schtick, if that's what 'Gramps' was all along? [/hyper-paradox]

old comment by Passerby

@ Kuyohashi

According to some sources, Yes. How much stress is placed on "fellow church members" and whether that means WBC alone or other Christian denominations that aren't psychopathic doomsday cultists preaching murder has been debated but that is why they kicked him out.

The horrible, horrible irony of the man's life is that early in his career he won landmark cases pushing forward rights for African-Americans but simply started falling to pieces starting with a legal mishap he blamed on a secretary and (for some bizarre reason) her sex life. He could have been a great man, had he not lost his mind. Instead he left as his legacy a church dedicated to the hatred of the universe and a family so dysfunctional the Jacksons would have to feel blessed in comparison.

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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"THANK GOD FOR SENDING THE SHOOTER TO CHARLIE HEBDO, KILLING 12 AND INJURING 11 MORE!

Note the T-shirt design in this photo in particular, relative to the signs:

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Now compare the above quote with this photo:

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As Adam Mills says here: '#hypocrites'.

WBCsmack!

And why couldn't you go to the ISIS-controlled part of Northern Iraq [I]regardless[/I]? Or don't you have much faith in your 'Faith'? It didn't stop you, when Saddam Insane invited you there in 1997, to protest as [I]Christians[/I] against the US then, so why so hesitant now...?!

Luke 14:26 (KJV): 'If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.'

My nephew has been involved in firefights against the Taliban in Afghanistan. He's an Atheist. Thanks for admitting the likes of him will be going to Heaven then, WBC; And as far as [I]you're[/I] concerned, L/Cpl. Johnson Beharry VC is Lord God Almighty.

@Tempus

For we shall partake in the Greggs that produces unlimited Muffins. The WBC shall be sent to the Moon by Trollestia, where there is a Greggs that produces stale Muffins.

AMane.

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