So much fail in one post. I don't think you could be more wrong if you were trying.
seeing as how the country was founded by christians, and marriage is about as christian as you can get.
This isn't even a complete sentence. The USA wasn't founded by Christians either. Most of the founding fathers were deists, the first amendment to the constitution states that no laws should be passed favoring any religion, and the Treaty of Tripoli states that the USA is not a Christian nation. Also, marriage was around long before your religion.
You wanna play the two men or two women getting married is the same as getting married to a fetish. You can't change the fact its the same as being married to a taco.
If you can't see the difference between marrying a consenting human being and marrying food then you are either hopelessly stupid or a troll. I'm hoping you're the last one.
Marriage is just as much religious as it is a legal contract.
What gay people are asking for is the legal aspect of marriage and all of the protections and benefits that come with it. They're not going to force churches to marry them, but there are several churches that would. Not every Christian is a homophobic bigot.
The fact is this: gay "couples" aren't legally or naturally as God created us, legitimate.
Can you prove that this god exists without using religious texts? No, you can't, so stop trying to force your prejudices based off of 2,000 years-old myths onto everyone else. Also, gay couples are natural. There are several species of animals that have formed same-sex couples. Arguing that something isn't natural also really isn't a good argument to start with. If you're so concerned with what is natural throw away the computer you used to type this garbage and go live in a cave.
Be happy with the fact I put up with your un-natural behavior, I love all people. But I ain't gotta like it. Or treat you special.
No, I won't be happy that you "put-up" with it and neither will any other gay person. You have no right to try and force your beliefs on anyone else. Also, as for your claim to love all people, that's bullshit. If you actually loved gay people you would want them to have equal, not special, rights, and you wouldn't use your religion as an excuse to make others miserable. So fuck you, you disingenuous bigot.