Simply put, if you are a liberal, are you really a Christian?
Hence my reason for desiring a conservative mate.
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Simply put, if you are a Christian, are you really educated?
Hence my reason for thinking that you are an idiot.
"Hence my reason for desiring a conservative mate."
Be very careful. A friend of mine mated with a conservative woman, but it turned out she had a recessive liberal gene on her father's side of the family. Kid was born third party and only lived for a few hours after birth. Sad but true.
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Simply put, if you are a liberal, are you really a Christian?
Maybe. Jesus never mentioned homosexulity or abortian.
could somebody please explain to me the american version of the word "liberal". Elsewhere, it can mean predisposed to assume trust in another and in support of liberty. As an adjective it can mean generous abundance.
In America, it seems to mean communist (surely the opposite of liberty?), homosexual, socialist, atheist, intellectual (thanks! oh, you mean that in a bad way), cynical, nazi (definitely the opposite of liberal), er.. just anyone who disagrees with neo-religious-conservatism, or more generally, anyone who disagrees with a fundtard's viewpoint, which would make me proud to be liberal.
"Hey, i'm liberal! I'm not like that cunt!"
@arcturus - a liberal in the US is from the left side of the political spectrum.
"In America, it seems to mean communist"
In the minds of right wingers only.
"homosexual, socialist, atheist, intellectual (thanks! oh, you mean that in a bad way), cynical, nazi (definitely the opposite of liberal)"
Anyone that someone from the religious right disagrees with is called a liberal.
You got it.
Yes, if you are liberal(in your dealing with your fellow man) you really are a Christian according to the Bible in seven places! If you are conservative, then that's another question. The Bible NEVER mentions being conservative in dealings with your fellow man at all!
Fundamentalist Christians in America, followed by the rest of Americans, unfortunately, have done a Humpty Dumpty on the word 'liberal'. They made it mean what they wanted it to mean. Actually anoyone who is not a fundamentalist, or at least to the right of Anne Coulter, is likely to be called a liberal.
In Europe being called a liberal is something of an honour. But then we don't tend to be religious, or to let religious gobshites have too much say in how our countries are run. We had enough of 'religion' with communism.
Perhaps fundamentalism is really a form of satanic possession? Any value in that as a concept?
Jesus was a lib.
Now shut up.
Let's see shall we?
Judge not lest ye be judged?
Give to the poor?
Have compassion for the afflicted?
Draw a line in the sand?
What comes out of the mouth is what defiles a man, not what goes in?
It's harder for a rich man to enter Heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle?
Yeah, that Jeezuz guy sure was a conservative!
...meanwhile, the Liberals in Japan: Conservative. Liberals in Russia: Hardline Nationalists. Liberals in Australia: basically they = US's Teabaggers.
'Liberal'. You fundies keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Judging by what is said in the Bible about Jesus, I'd rather say "if you're a conservative, are you really a Christian?".
Check out Matthew 25:33 onward, for example.
“Simply put, if you are a liberal, are you really a Christian?”
“Hence my reason for desiring a conservative mate.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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