I shall pray for the conversion of your daughter to the true Faith, which is Christianity. May Almighty God bless your grandmother for her meritorious attempts to free your daughter from the bonds of infidelity to the LORD. Jesus suffered and died for her.
You, on the other hand, deserve to be brutally beaten for keeping your daughter from coming to the Lord. Jesus said "Do not let these little ones from coming to me." Jesus loves the little children, for we are to be like children in our faith.
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"I shall pray for the conversion of your daughter to the true Faith, which is Christianity."Big whup. Prayer is ineffective.
"May Almighty God bless your grandmother for her meritorious attempts to free your daughter from the bonds of infidelity to the LORD."
Blessings are worthless, too.
Though you and grandma may feel spreading the Xian delusion is meritorious, I defy you to prove that it is.
"Jesus suffered and died for her."
I invite you to prove that, too.
"You, on the other hand, deserve to be brutally beaten for keeping your daughter from coming to the Lord."
There's that Xian love coming through. Doesn't it make you all feel warm and fuzzy?
"Jesus said "Do not let these little ones from coming to me."
No, the people who translated the Bible made sure what they were presenting as Jesus' words displayed better sense than that.
"Jesus loves the little children,"
That's why he allows many children to suffer horrible diseases and abuse, and sends most of them to hell.
"for we are to be like children in our faith."
One must have the credulity of a young child to believe in the fairy tales and imaginary friends that make up Xianity.
"I shall pray for the conversion of your daughter to the true Faith, which is Raptor Christianity. May the Almighty Raptor Jesus bless your grandmother for her meritorious attempts to free your daughter from the bonds of infidelity to the RAPTOR JESUS. Raptor Jesus suffered and died for her.http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com/
PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!
Just something for Papabear, in Christianity there is the idea of an age of accountablitiy. Basicly, if you die as a child, since you have yet to reach the age at which you are accountable for your sins, you automatically go to heaven. The one thing I don't understand about the post is, why should whoever Apologist is refering to be beaten? Because they didn't go to church or something?
Mal Renyolds -- There is absolutely no biblical support for the idea of an "age of accountablitiy." None, zero, zip. It is an idea made up and promulgated by Xians unwilling to face the heartlessness of their scriptures.
Wow. Almost fell out of my chair laughing when I got to that second paragraph. I was expecting more of the inane fundy "Jesus loves you" speach and instead I get "You, on the other hand, deserve to be brutally beaten ..."
Pedo Jeebus Award?Mal Renyolds -- There is absolutely no biblical support for the idea of an "age of accountablitiy." None, zero, zip. It is an idea made up and promulgated by Xians unwilling to face the heartlessness of their scriptures.
Yeah, usually I heard that the other way around, namely that if a baby died before getting baptized, he got a one way ticket to Hell...
Oooooh, she likes bondage and infidelity, do you have a picture and a phone number? (hopes she's 20+)
@Violent Fundie
You, on the other hand, deserve to be brutally beaten for keeping your daughter from coming to the Lord.
Sheesh, some people really want to make their peers look bad. Misquoting and misusing the Bible, threatening violence, excuding spite rather than love, charity, and kindness...that's just dandy.
"You, on the other hand, deserve to be brutally beaten for keeping your daughter from coming to the Lord."
I always wondered this... Does "Jesus love the little children" hint at Jesus being a pedophile? The "coming" line makes so much more sense then!
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<<< Big whup. Prayer is ineffective.
So now they're advocating brutal violence against parents that actually love and respect their children enough to enable them to make up their own minds about what they choose to believe?
" Jesus loves the little children, for we are to be like children in our faith."
and every day from there.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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