I know im right because Christianity is not a religion, it is Fact. However those who follow false idols are destined to be with their lords(satan) when they die. This is common sense...
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This is merely a reiteration of the number one quote of this site.
Still a very dense form of stupid though. I'm surprised it hasn't collapsed under its own gravitational pull and turned into a black hole...
I know I'm right because FSM is not a religion. However those who don't worship his noodly appendage are destined to be with their lords(satan) when they die. This is common sense....
Works with any word you wish to shove in there.
No. Pastafarianism is a fact. Christianity is a religion. However those who follow false idols are destined to be boiled in marinara sauce when they die. This is common sense (or rather, the same stupid argument).
Oops, sorry, Antichrist - cross-post ...
No, no, no, no and ummmm, no!
Well done. That's a ton of dumb in 3 and a half sentences.
Can see why this idjit got quote of the year last time it was awarded!
If the facts don't fit the story, change the story; it is apparently the motto of fundamental christians.
Christians are followers of Christ, by definition. Therefore, it is a religion.
Religion 101 was not your strong suit, was it?
If we assume for the sake of argument that Christianity is fact, then it's still a religion, just the correct one. In other words, T&T fails, big time.
It occurs to me that this idea that christianity is not a religion, it is a ________ (enter stupid idea here) might be very important to some of these guys.
Perhaps they don't care if the churches lose their tax-exempt status because these guys don't go to church. If they did, they'd have to subordinate their own mental machinations to that of the pastor of the church, thereby losing the freedom to make it up as they go along.
This could explain some of the non-Scriptural insanity we find...they don't read the bible themselves and they won't listen to anyone who might, including the pastor of a church.
I would be utterly shocked to find that people like T&T actually go to church. They wouldn't want to listen to potentially contradictory information from another (presumably more learned) source.
So you don't pray to your deity? You don't pray to God?
Cause if you do, it's the definition of: religion
got a cross? Doesn't matter if there's no jesus on it, it represents him.
All Christians idolize. A childrens illustrated Bible is idolizatin
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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