If God had created by evolution then why would He have not said so? And yet He neveer once has.
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Homeschooled err Homedumbed christian fundie, 99% rapture nut.
...Because if he had mentioned"evolution," the word would have been assigned some kind of inane mystical meaning unconnected with biology and, thousands of years later, the actual theory describing the diversification of life over the past several hundred million ears would have been given a different name. Fast forward to now, when you'd be mindlessly opposing the theory of "transmogrification" or some such because "God never mentioned it."
tl;dr: You're an idiot.
Yeah, because God just can't shut up. I mean, I remember the other day when he was talking to all of humanity about his day, how Jesus thinks he's the king of heaven now, and how he thinks Susan is just dating him because he's God, and how she thinks she is pregnant and there is no way he's going through all that again, I mean, hell, the last time he got someone knocked up it started yet another religion to cause pain and suffering, but Susan is catholic and he doesn't think he can talk her into having an abortion an....
Oh, wait. Your God never said a damn thing. I forgot.
And you realize that God never mentioned other planets, glaciers, gravity, bacteria, plutonium, or the endocrine system? Therefore, none of those exist.
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!
Why doesn't this god mention things such as cells, viruses, atoms, etc., etc.?
"God" never said anything - everything was from people claiming to be speaking to "god" and they were ignorant about almost everything.
That's perhaps why "god" never mentioned stereo equipment, interstates, nuclear missles, etc.
Actually, the Bible does refer to common descent:
Ecclesiastes 3
18I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts.
19For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity.
20All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.
God has never said anything.
The Bible is written by men, who CLAIM it is the word of god! I don't see any heavenly stamp of authorisation on it. There is no record of god ever writing a word of it. So why would you be suprised that he had said nothing about evolution either?
As regards Jesus, whom you will claim was an historical personage, there is no indication that he is god other than the rabid and lunatic Paul's claims. The godpels didn't come along until about 60 years after Jesus death, so their value as historical documents is very limited. Equally, they were more interested in putting a doctrine across than in proving the existence of Jesus. Then, they contradict each other as well.
Finally, gospels, epistles and other writings were finally decided upon by the pagan Emperor Constantine in AD 325 at the Council of Nicaea. (Constantine became a Christian on his deathbed!)
So you are surprised that there is so little input from god?
The Bible doesn't mention gravity, electricity, magnetism or quantum mechanics either, what's your point?
Fundie grammar only worsens with eah lame thread.
Wow, I never knew fundies could make sentences this incomprehensible. This 'Tedi' must be mentally retarded, spouting the same worthless nonsense. Neveer tok agen, Tedi.
*thumps his head against the table*
It would be hard for him to say it, due to the whole 'not existing in the first fucking place' thing.
The Bible never mentions all the other land masses on earth either. North/South America, North/South Poles, Austrailia, etc. Their known world was very small.
"If God had created by evolution then why would He have not said so?"
How do you know he didn't and that part wasn't "edited" out because some Pope or other along the way decided that it was heretical?
"And yet He neveer once has."
Evolution is observable in nature. If anything, nature would be where your deity would reveal itself, not in some poorly written book that's been compiled, edited, recompiled, translated and retranslated innumerable times over a few thousand years.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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