I want To ask every teen on this forum if they will fight this battle with. This battle Is going to help save our generation from the Traps and Bondages that Satan Has put on us and it starts out with Us Teens that are strong with God and His Glory.
I noticed one Trap and that is MTV. You know that shows shuch as Real World, Road Rules, etc. They show you what it is like when you when they Drink and what They do before Hand. However MTV doesn't show the Aftermath. They don't show the girls crying at night becuase they have has multiple sex and guys feeling bad for the Girls that they hurt at home becuase the cheated on her.
So It is time. Time to save our Generation. With the Help with all the Christian Teens going around going to there City Halls and protesting against the Wrong things and trying hard to put a stop to it. Remember through God all things are possible. Now, Sound Your Battlecry save our generation.
Here's my Battlecry, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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<<With the Help with all the Christian Teens going around going to there City Halls and protesting against the Wrong things and trying hard to put a stop to it.>>
And just how exactly are you going to put this to City Hall?
"Mr. Mayor, we are protesting against all the wrong things. And we want to stop all the wrong things."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We come from the land of the amber grain,
From the spacious skies where above the fruited plain.
The hammer of God,
Will drive our bicycles to new lands,
To fight the liberals singing and crying:
"MTV I am watching!"
On we sweep,
With christian teens.
Our only goal will be the city halls.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We come from the land of the amber grain,
From the spacious skies where above the fruited plain.
How soft your flesh so pink,
Can whisper tales of immorality,
Of how we calmed the tides of sexuality,
We are your puritans.
On we sweep,
With christian teens.
Our only goal will be the city halls.
So now you'd better stop and censor all your content,
For peace and trust can win the day without your consent.
Very interesting, Bulcher. Over here in the states, many (probably fundies) claim that England is a Left Wing stonghold. Although, I have heard that the Labor party where you are from has been in power for many years. How would you describe Tony Blair in terms of politcs (besides the fact he supports Bush on terrorism)?
"New Labour" AHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok I'll leave that for TB as he'd sum it better.
In Australia, there's a great show called "The Chaser" and a guy who did "The Firth Report" which was excellent satire, on 2-3 minute media editorials.
He submitted one explaining Australian politics to Americans. It had the classic line.
"In Australia, we have a preferential two party voting system, much like you do. There is the 'Liberal' party which is exactly like your 'Republican' party - go figure. To balance things up, we have the 'Labour Party', which is exactly like your 'Republican' party."
(no typo)
<< "In Australia, we have a preferential two party voting system, much like you do. There is the 'Liberal' party which is exactly like your 'Republican' party - go figure. To balance things up, we have the 'Labour Party', which is exactly like your 'Republican' party."
(no typo) >>
I feel so, so sorry for Australians now. At least we have some fragments of alternatives available here, even if they are about as cohesively organized as a set of high school cliques.
~David D.G.
Labor seems to share the fractured infighting and inability to actually take a stand on anything short of live puppy-boiling (that's live in both senses) I see attributed to the Democrats if that counts. But I have yet to embark on any serious investigation of our political situation so take it with a grain of salt.
If I recall correctly (and I hope I'm not) our current government is allied with people who think lesbians should be burned as witches.
Still, the Chaser. Great show.
Aesmael. Family First came from your neck of the woods. They're Adelaide loons. (although the guy that said that was from up my way). they must be so pleased they voted for all those Industrial Relation reforms now.
mad dog - Labour's meant to be like the Democrats (nearly said democratic), but they're failing utterly as an identity, let alone a policy maker, hence the humour. The closest would be the Greens. We also have a 'Democrat' party , again founded in Aesmael's neck of the woods. They've self destructed in their own incompetence though. Their heyday was in the mid nineties, when they actually had about 10% of the Senate and a slogan, "Let's keep the bastards honest".
DUUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAY-DAYYYYYYYY.
Wait, no, wrong script. Sorry.
Self important, ignorant, retarded, pompous PRICK!! Please, for the love of god / darwin, go hang yourself.
Ah! That was sweet!
And what a lovely battle-cry you have there.
Just one thing, though. The word you were looking for is 'because'. A conjunction introducing a reason or cause.
'Becuase' is a hayfever treatment.
Thank Whatever, that I'm not a teenager now; that is some truly appalling spelling.
MTV did not appear in Sweden until I was well into the second half of my teenage years. I still ended up an agnostic atheist.
First time I drank alcohol I was eighteen years and one month, exactly (we become legally adult at eighteen). I split a can of beer with my husband-to-be. That was when we started going together. Ten years later we married. Thirteen years after that, we are still together.
You were saying?
That looks like two battle-cries.
Say, isn't MTV associated more with Generation X than the Millennials, anyway? I'm not sure younger kids care about it all that much, at least as something that defines them.
I've heard that the Millennials are shaping up to be quite a nice generation, actually. They do a lot of volunteer and community service work, and are generally a respectful group.
They don't show the girls crying at night because they have has multiple sex and guys feeling bad for the Girls that they hurt at home because the cheated on her.
Probably because none of that happens. The guys (or girls) may not have anybody "at home" to cheat on, and neither party is going to spend the rest of the night crying about something that they actually wanted and deliberately sought out.
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*Macauly Caulkin face slap*
I'm personally annoyed that MTV still calls itself music television even when it hardly plays any music any more, I think jersey shore was the final nail in the coffin of the channel's credibility signifying their total change to cheesy cliched reality shows. but that's no reason to protest the obscenity of it
*HERE LIES THE CREDIBILITY OF MTV, RIP*
"This battle Is going to help save our generation from the Traps and Bondages"
"I noticed one Trap"
"Here's my Battlecry, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
...said bananaboy(IQ)1.01 whilst 'battling' with the Soldier with a German Helmet to a certain character in the videogame "Guilty Gear". Or was it Ray Cumfart, it's hard to tell when he cums this hard, frankly. X3
Since it's only been 10 years since you waved your illiteracy at us, I will assume you haven't graduated yet.
Please stay in high school, if you ever get there, and take English 101. Repeatedly, as necessary.
Shit, even Comfort can spell "Banana".
Confused?
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