If I have any Moslem living next door to me, radical or non-radical, I will have pig barbecue and beer at least once a week. Moslems are cult people and nothing more than that, peaceful or psychos. Anybody wishes to argue or discuss that, it's your opinion, same as it's mine. (evil emoticon)
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Dear Wolfcounsel:
Not all Muslims abstain from pork products, and I've gone drinking quite a few times with some Muslim friends of mine. They don't try to shove their religion in everyone's face and they understand that not all of "rules" of the Qur'an are relevant for modern society.
My friends are all really considerate, tolerant, intelligent people who are really fun to be around. They are most definately not cult-like in any way, shape or form though, they do take their belief in God seriously.
Unlike many of the Christian fundies I know, unfortunately. In ending, don't be an ignorant motherfucker.
I wish this guy lived next to me. I'd blast Slayer and Type O Negative, and any other anti-Christian, offensive (yet kick-ass) music 24/7. I'd hold wiccan rituals in the back yard, and orgies in broad daylight.
Of course, I don't live in a trailer park, or in the south, and most of my neighbors have white-collar jobs, so I guess I'll have to miss out on that bit of fun.
Think I'll move in next to Wolfcookie, hang out a rainbow flag, put a double woman's symbol on the front door, and invite the coven over for a ceremony.
Wolfcounsel dosn't like beer or pork, but he'll tolerate it for the unmitigated thrill of thinking he's being a dick for no good reason. For him nothing beats the thrill of "imagine the look on their faces". He never actually looks at their faces, but boy can he ever imagine.
*sighs*
*picks up a Bible, opens it to the book of Matthew 5:43-44* "Ye hath heard that it hath been said, 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor," and hate thine enemy. But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you."
Sound familiar? It should considering Jesus said it! I don't believe Muslims are your enemies, but that doesn't matter so long as you perceive them as such. Also, no one is persecuting you. Let it go.
*closes Bible and proceeds to hit Wolfcounsel over the head with it repeatedly*
I'm not even a Christian!
A friend of mine lives about a half-mile from a Muslim school. He was getting quite fed up with the way that they'd pipe their prayers out over the loudspeakers every single day.
Well, this clever gentleman is a retired fellow, and he has at least one of every single mechanical gadget you can imagine. Except for locomotive horns.
He has four of those.
He hooked them up to an air compressor with a 250-gallon tank, and every time the prayers started ... he'd blast 'em.
After about three days, they stopped with the prayers on the loudspeakers.
heh
Just one question...
...What the hell's a Moslem?
According to Merriam-Webster it's a veriation of "Muslim." Ok, well I don't know anything about the Moslem religion, but I know a little about the Muslem religion. They're no more a cult than your fundie-ass!
How is it that someone with such horrible grammer can profess to know anything about any culture or religious group. By the way, christianity was founded as a cult, all religions had to start somewhere.
Muslims believe in invisible skygods and think that if you don't, you're going to burn in hell. I call that a pretty good reason to have a barbecue and laugh at their ignorant asses.
Of course, if you know some Muslims that don't believe that, then they're not really Muslim, are they?
I propose we institute "Operation Islamic Libation." We simply encourage by any means possible all Muslims to get drunk. Why? Because we can.
One more thing, I would guess that most of the people on Free Conservatives are fundies, but not all. Are we sure this guy/gal is a fundie?
I just get irritated sometimes because believe it or not, there are atheist conservatives out there. I'm one of them. I'd go to Free Conservatives and read for myself but I'm afraid that if I did I'd have to gouge my own eyes out to keep my intestines from strangling my brain due to the sheer idiocy ... not all conservatives agree on everything. Actually, I think a lot of my "fellow" conservatives are idiots. Now that I think about it, I think a lot of human beings are idiots. Go figure.
First time for everything so here's my 2 cents.
The Jewish religion is about 3900 years old. Somewhere around 2000 years ago christianity started with the birth of christ. 1300/1400 years ago Islam originated from the same Jewish religion as christianity did. So now that we know that they are all connected let's think twice before we insult God, Jesus, Allah or who ever because they are all the same person. (trinity and all that stuff makes jesus the same as God and God is Allah)
So everytime you insult the religion practiced by muslims (Islam) you insult there belief in the same God all those pseudo christian people do.
And it is pseudo christian because I highly doubt any of those "fundamentalists" has stoned a homosexual person, killed a whore and don't even start with the ritual animal/food sacrifices that have been out of fashion for several centuries.
In short, don't claim to know what religion has right of existance, which one is right or what kind of people follow a religion before you follow every word of your own holy scripture(s).
<<< Are we sure this guy/gal is a fundie? >>>
Quite sure. He's made it onto the site a few other times too.
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with a good pork roast every now and then. Doing it just to piss someone else off, though ...
At least he admits that it's his opinion. Of course, if I had muslim neighbors, I might try the whole pig barbeque and beer parties too, but for completely different reasons. I would also invite my muslims neighbors, week after week. But this person seems to have a deep hatred for muslims, not because some are fundy radicals, but just because they are, probably, not christian.
You are not a good Satan. Satan by all accounts is terribly smart - not to mention would've been alive at the time and would've been aware the relationship was not consumated for many years after that.
So you'd think they'd be a lot better off following the teachings of your nemesis, the so called Christ, who had sex with both men and women instead of solely women?
There is no Christ, there are no gods, you don't have a soul, I don't have a soul, and you're a fool if you have faith.
Muhhamad, the founder of Islam, married Aisha, a little girl and consumated their marriage when she was nine.
Do a google search on it.
"'Urwa: The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years."
-Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 88
Tabari Hadith: IX:131: (Aisha narrated) "My mother came to me while I was being swung on a swing between two branches and got me down. My nurse wiped my face with some water and started leading me. When I was at the door she stopped so I could catch my breath. I was then brought in while the Messenger was sitting on a bed in our house. My mother made me sit on his lap. Then the men and women got up and left. The Prophet consummated his marriage with me in my house when I was nine years old."
A´isha herself narrated, "The Messenger of God married me in Shawwal in the tenth year after of his prophet hood, three years before the Migration as I was six years old. I was nine years old when he consummated the marriage with me.
'Aishah, may God be pleased with her, narrated that the Prophet(P) was betrothed (zawaj) to her when she was six years old and he consummated (nikah) his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years. (Saheeh al-Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64)
and if i have you living next door to me, i'll burn a flag on an inverted cross at least once a week. Conservatives are assholes and nothing more than that, peaceful or psychos.
guys like you are the reason middle eastern fundies are so pissed at the west
If they're not fundamentalist terrorists, and they almost certainly won't be, they probably won't give a shit what you do in your own backyard. If they are, they'll probably brutally murder your ass.
Either way, I can't see any net benefit to you from pursuing this course of action.
If I have any Muslim living next door to me, if they are friendly and are interested, I will invite them over to my house at least once a week. Muslims are people and nothing more than that. Anybody wishes to argue or discuss that, it's your opinion, same as it's mine.
A pig barbecue? Am I invited? I know there will be plenty of food left over, because,,,,,,errr,,,, doesn't your own faith define the pig as an unclean and inedible animal? Or does that only apply to others?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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