My writing does not usurp the authority my husband has over me because he urges me to write and as my spiritual head, he protects me from demonic attack so that I am able to write.
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oh come on, channel demons - you might actually get published then... You could be the next J.K. Rowling and live in a big castle and have dragons in the moat.
I get a picture of a guy in mediaeval armor wielding a sword, holding a defensive position and cleaving demons as they try to come through the bedroom door, while in the foreground, Lisa sits at the computer typing away frantically, saying, "Try to hold them off just a little longer, honey, I'm nearly done with this draft!"
Gag. I don't know about you, Lisa, but I've never had demons just waiting to keep me from writing. Maybe you should get someone to check on that for you? On second thought, if you really feel this way, maybe I'm on the demons' side.
Lisa, typing away in bedroom: "What's that noise honey?"
Husband, opening another beer while watching sports: " Just Demons dear, don't worry, I've got your back"
“My writing does not usurp the authority my husband has over me because”
“he urges me to write and as my spiritual head,”
“he protects me from demonic attack”
“so that I am able to write.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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