"That's the joke about this place. It's just filled with cocky pseudo-intellectual evolutionists who think they know the answers to everything."
As opposed to... forums/blogs/boards filled with creationists, who think a book written by Bronze Age goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations, is fact? That's really funny. And not in a 'funny-ha-ha' way, neither.
With all the evidence (especially Darwinius massilae & Ardipithecus - the Missing Links - discovered last year), the Theory of Evolution is looking more & more like the Facts of Evolution. Sputnik 1 sent up in 1957 (to say nothing of Yuri Gagarin sent up in 1961; as well as messrs. Armstrong, Aldrin & Collins in 1969 - 'One Small Step For Man' and all that jazz) destroyed the Bible cosmologically (a 'flat' Earth with four corners on pillars, with a solid 'dome' - the 'Firmament' - above such).
All that's left now is the Large Hadron Collider to confirm the mathematical model by cosmologists & theoretical physicists such as Prof. Stephen Hawking. Then Genesis in the Bible will be utterly annihilated, as the Big Bang is proven as fact.
Not many gaps left eh, 'Truth'seeker?
But then the Bible's 'truth' = Lies.
And you & your fundie ilk have been lied to all along.
We have the evidence. We win. All you have is a book. And... that's it. Religion no longer controls people - certainly governments, as it did in pre-Renaissance medieval times. After all, one of the earliest gaps was filled when the first church put up a lightning conductor.
Scientific advancement, thus Secularism via Humanism & Atheism has already won the war. Facts destroy 'faith'.
That's the real joke - how you & your fundie ilk have been fed all this pointless, superstitious lies, and you've been suckered into it.
'A sucker is born every minute'
The last laugh will be from we Atheists.
"He said the same thing for the origin of vision and light."
Yeah, about that...:
Apologetics for a pseudo-Flat Earther Poe/Troll, much, Liesseeker? What next? Gonna stick up for Supersport (a.k.a. StuporSport) and defend his fundie bullshit?! While you're about it, how about doing a search in FSTDT for Andy Schlafly (a.k.a. Andy Schaftafly)? His 'theories' have got to be worth your defence of such! To say nothing of his 'Conservative Bible Project'.
'Misrepresenting'. 'Misreading'. 'Misunderstanding'. 'Taking out of context'. The standard membrane-thin (and equally transparent) excuses used by fundies who are intellectually cornered and/or caught saying what they shouldn't (by those not like the 'already converted being preached to').
"Hence Michael Behe had to redefine science until it included astrology just so he could shoehorn ID in."
And see how well it did for him in Kitzmiller vs. Dover? Oh, there's something else for you to chew on, Liesseeker: Kitzmiller vs. Dover. The precedent has been set. 'I.D.'/Creationism is lies. Evolution is fact.
The law says so. KvD was found & decided in favour of the plaintiffs by Judge John E. Jones III. A Conservative Christian. Personally appointed by George Dumbya Bush: a Conservative Christian who believes in Creationism. In turn, voted in - twice - by the Religious Right. The likes of you, Liesseeker.
Your own beliefs (via your own educational agenda in the US; KvD ensured the teaching of Creationism as 'fact' in all US schools/colleges etc is now illegal and unconstitutional) annihilated by you fundies yourselves - and we Atheists didn't have to lift a finger. The irony is exquisitely sweet, is it not?!
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"As it happens, Eyebeam-Boy lists his location as being the UK."
Oh, bollocks...! >_<