princesstiki #fundie

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I REFUSE to see PRINCE OF PERSIA. Even if there are no bad words or cussing because..... the prince of persia in the bible is a demonic spirit. For those of you who don't know read... Daniel 10:10-15. The angel Michael was fighting with the "prince of persia" which is a fallen angel working for the evil one. This fallen spirit was trying to hinder Michael from delivering a message to Daniel.

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old comment by breakerslion

So I guess The Devil in Miss Jones is right out then?

Prof. Bill Hill: You are right on with the hyperactive kiddies comment. Their development was halted at about the equivalent of age 5 or 6 by the Carlin Paradox.

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man . . . living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of 10 specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time . . . but he loves you!"

old comment by demodocos

Okay, this is utter fail from the moment when she ignored that these are different characters. But I couldn't resist and looked up the passage from the book of Daniel she is referring to - where does it speak of demons?

10. And, behold, an hand touched me, which set me upon my knees and upon the palms of my hands.
11. And he said unto me, O Daniel, a man greatly beloved, understand the words that I speak unto thee, and stand upright: for unto thee am I now sent. And when he had spoken this word unto me, I stood trembling.
12. Then said he unto me, Fear not, Daniel: for from the first day that thou didst set thine heart to understand, and to chasten thyself before thy God, thy words were heard, and I am come for thy words.
13. But the prince of the kingdom of Persia withstood me one and twenty days: but, lo, Michael, one of the chief princes, came to help me; and I remained there with the kings of Persia.
14. Now I am come to make thee understand what shall befall thy people in the latter days: for yet the vision is for many days.
15. And when he had spoken such words unto me, I set my face toward the ground, and I became dumb.

Oh, look: there's multiple kings, at least two princes, and one seems to be one of the good guys?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"the prince of persia in the bible is a demonic spirit"

Ah, the ignorance of the Ruptured Retardian, it knows no bounds!

No dear, he's the main character in a popular videogame franchise (almost as big as "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider").

[/nerd]

(*pats princesstiki on head*) Now you go back to your Fisher-Price© 'Whooshfest with Jebus'® Playset dear, the adults are talking.

@#1184799

"Isn't ''tiki'' a word for the various graven wooden images that Pacific islanders use for their gods?"

Rather like the Moai that were part of the Rapanuian ancestor worship on Rapa Nui ('Easter Island'), thus princesstiki is going to Hell. They were also used in Konami's "Nemesis" series of shmup videogames. (nostalgia bombs all round, I'll wager!)

[/nerd II]

old comment by A

Anon-e-moose

@lolmonster

"I'm just not going to see it cause it looks like its gonna suck... I mean, name one, ONE game-to-movie adaptation that hasnt SUCKED."

'Space Paranoids' and 'Light Cycles' featured in the film "Tron". There were the Bally Midway arcade videogames "Tron" and "Discs of Tron" released soon after.

Later this year, there's the long-awaited release of the sequel "Tron: Legacy" (and I hear there'll be lightcycle and even 'Space Paranoids' games; the latter in which you'll control a 'Recogniser' released).

...oh, and the Vic Viper (from the "Nemesis" series of videogames by Konami) features in the anime series (sponsored by Konami) "Sky Girls".

[/smartarse] ;)

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@Nowonmai

"Tiki, tiki, tiki... I just invoked Polynesian small gods saying your name three times."

(heh, I'm quoting meself!):

@Anon-e-moose

@#1184799

"Isn't ''tiki'' a word for the various graven wooden images that Pacific islanders use for their gods?"

"Rather like the Moai that were part of the Rapanuian ancestor worship on Rapa Nui ('Easter Island'), thus princesstiki is going to Hell. They were also used in Konami's "Nemesis" series of shmup videogames. (nostalgia bombs all round, I'll wager!)

[/nerd II]"

@Yama the Space Fish

'Nemesis includes Gradius and Life Force? Because that's where I know the Moai from.'

"As well as in their "Parodius" games.

[/MAME]"

And in the openings of some anime series/films.

princesstiki, you're going to Hell!:

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The 1st & 2nd Commandments say so.

One of the most recent posts in that thread goes thus:

@heart_changed99

[Originally Posted by princesstiki]
'I want to see both too Juliebeth, but I'm at a crossroads about it. I know Grownups has a lot of profanity and blasphemy. And if Ben Stiller is still the same and hasn't changed, then Little Fockers will be the same too.'

"Grown ups is full of potty humor! Its sick, twisted and its not family friendly content. I don't care how much they try to sugar coat it!"

Then I suggest you never watch the anime series "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)" if you know what's good for you. Never mind the pure bollocks-out 'WTF?!'-ness (and of course, that ending!), the amount of expletives would make even Joe Pesci blush very easily (like Kneesocks) and your head asplode; and - right from the start - with it's gross-out toilet humour. Literally.

(everyone else, if you want a fucking good laugh, I can heartily recommend "P&S(w/G)" Torrents/DDLs available easily; just Google for such)

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