Church Study Claims Pokemon Is Making Children Gay.
- Creflo Dollar (the man who wanted his congregation to buy him a $65 million private jet last month) and his church, the Creflo Dollar Ministry, have released a "study" claiming that teenages of the late 80's and 90's “had their sexuality warped by Ash and his fruity friends." "directly oriented to pervert adolescents" showcasing "platonic love relationship" between main character Ash and Brock.
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Creflo: "Jerry Falwell got a lot of press for saying Tinkie Winkie was gay. Find me a kid's show or some damn cartoon to complain about!"
(1 week later)
Creflo: "Whattaya got for me?"
Committee: "How about My Little Pony?"
Creflo: "Oh Hell no! I've tangled with those fans before! They'll tear me a new one! What else ya got?"
Committee: "Well, there's that Pokemon thing going on right now...."
Did he just ship Ash and Brock? Not that I'm against the idea per se, but Brock has been shown to lust after virtually every girl on the show, except for the times it turned out to be Ash crossdressing if I'm not mistaken.
As for the phallic claim, the only one I can really think of is Diglet. Though Cloyster should even that out.
And the name "Creflo Dollar", is that for real? It sounds like a name for a generic pre-00's cartoon villan straight out of Speed Racer or Captain Planet or something.
I think I'm a bit to old to have caught the Pokemon "bug" when it first emerged. Is that why I don't understand a word of what this dolt is saying?
According to Wikipedia, Pokemon was created around 1996, so how did the "teenages"[sic] of the late 80's get their sexuality warped by something that would emerge 10 years later?
I'm seriously reminded (again) of an old, old, old joke:
I guy goes to see a psychologist. After talking with the guy for a while, the psychologist decides to try a Rorschach Test.
First inkblot: "That's a man and a woman having sex".
Second inkblot: "That's a man and a woman having anal sex".
Third inkblot: "That's two gay men having sex".
"Sir, based on the initial test results, you seem to be somewhat obsessed with sex".
The guy responds: "I'm obsessed with sex??? You're the one shoving all these pornographic pictures in my face!"
[Badum-Tishhhh.....]
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Ok, Diglett aside, where are you finding all these phallic Pokémon? And take those shipping goggles off and burn them, mister!
Also, Dollar? Your money leaching ass is actually named Dollar? *falls over laughing*
Many Christians can go to churches with steeples and make it out straight, despite their phallic nature and origins, so I'm sure children can watch and play Pokemon without much harm, especially since most pokemon bear little resemblance to a penis. Also, what about lesbians?
Church Study Claims Pokemon Is Making Children Gay
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You've never actually watched "Pokemon" have you, Mr. Dollar$?!
@breakerslion
"Creflo: "Jerry Falwell got a lot of press for saying Tinkie Winkie was gay. Find me a kid's show or some damn cartoon to complain about!"
(1 week later)
Creflo: "Whattaya got for me?"
Committee: "How about My Little Pony?"
Creflo: "Oh Hell no! I've tangled with those fans before! They'll tear me a new one! What else ya got?"
You've never actually seen John Joseco's "Ask Princess Molestia" comic strips have you, Mr. Dollar$?! [/mega-irony]
@#1965693
"anything for clicks."
You're here, so...!
Humans are sort of phallic in nature too, more so than Pikachu, at least.
What's wrong with platonic love?
I'd say the show is directly oriented to amuse and entertain adolescents, children and adults.
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