The feminist and homosexual agendas, which are twin "sisters", have used these tactics for decades. It will continue. The End is near for the world, the New Beginning is near for those who know and follow Jesus (the) Christ.
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The End is near for the world
No, just for people like you. Conservatism is dying because it refuses to change.
"It will continue."
Yes, progress in human rights and respect will continue. The rights of women, heterosexuals, racial minorities, religious minorities, and the working class will improve.
You and your bronze age mythology can do nothing to stop it.
(*Clicks on MP3 file, plays on Winamp *):
(*Sings *)
'It's the End of the World as we know it...'
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'...and I feel fine. '
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Feels good to be on the eternally winning side. And that's what we've done, fundies: won the 'Culture War'.
...but then, we won it before it started . >:D
Feminism and homosexuality? What do they have in common ? What is needed to complete the series? Wait, wait, I know, teacher, I know! Racism! They're all NOT "straight white men"! Because Jesus was a straight white man, right? Well, Jesus was a straight man? Uh...because Jesus was a man?" Very good, Johnny, now sit down.
"The End is near...."
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Jesus never said anything one way or another about feminism or homosexuality, by which we can conclude he didn't think them as important as the stuff he did speak about: loving God, loving your neighbor, giving to the poor, forgiving people their sins and not making a big public display of your piousness.
The feminist and homosexual agendas, which are twin "sisters"....
Can't argue with that....since misogyny and homophobia are....likewise....twin-brothers.
I'd think the REAL Jesus would support the former two, not the latter two and I'm glad the former two are winning.
So please kindly take a long walk off a short pier into the Lake Of Fire and leave humanity to the liberated women & girls, LGBTAs and real men not threatened by the first two. Thank you.
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Look!
Leprechauns are more likely as they don't have about a hundred stupid unlivable, insane even, rules in their mythology.
The End is near for the world
What, again? The "end" has been "near" for over 2000 years now. Can we now please conclude that the "end" is not "near" at all, and you are full of shit.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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