[Commenting on 'Heckler calls Obama Antichrist'.]
In all seriousness, it was at that point that I almost expected to see his head start spinning around spewing pea soup all over the stage and professing in a deep, guttural growl, "I AM HUSSEIN. I AM HUSSEIN." I wonder how many would have rushed the platform at that point to touch the hem of his garment? Most?
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In your little fantasy there? Yes, I'm sure most of them would, afterall it's your fantasy.
Then Jesus would come bursting through the window, take fire on all of them until He ran out of glorious ammunition, and then announce a big orgy back at His Place.
I'm sure that's how that fantasy goes.
People like this are why we can't have nice things in the U.S.
They also demonstrate that fundamentalist religious indoctrination is equivalent to child abuse.
Someone in that thread used the term "mute point". That's an error I see often on these fundie message boards for some reason.
"In all seriousness, it was at that point that I almost expected to see his head start spinning around spewing pea soup all over the stage and professing in a deep, guttural growl, "I AM HUSSEIN. I AM HUSSEIN.""
"I wonder how many would have rushed the platform at that point to touch the hem of his garment?"
Seriously, if someone starts barfing pea soup and chanting absurditys... most people tend to be more concerened with protecting their clothing from pea soup, and protecting themselves from a possibly dangerous person.
What would possibly make anyone want to touch ANY PART of someone who is acting like a cartoon boogieman... let alone the hem of his "garment".
I knew that people on RR are crazy, but I didn't realize they believe that almost everyone but them are Satan worshipers.
And I'll never get over this fascination that fundies have with Obama's middle name. It's like they think, "Hussein? That's a damn furriner name! He can't be no gawldam 'murrican!"
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Out! Out, you demons of stupidity!
So tell me, how does the rest go? Does your Savior come riding in on the back of a Chevy pickup truck, Santa's notorious List in hand to help him divide the naughty and nice? Will he make some impressive gesture skyward and turn all the evil people into Grimmace-like creatures, to be chased forever by Officer Big Mac and Ronald McDonald? Will Freddy Kruger show up and start doing the Chicken Dance, slicing people you don't like on every "cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep?" Will anvils fall from the sky and hit people on the head with a loud "KLANG?"
You really need to get outside more, even if your imagination isn't quite up to my standards.
I try to avoid touching people with spinning heads spewing pea soup. Seems prudent.
Now that you've had your fantasy moment, go change your shorts, wanker.
Apparently the Antichrist is now Obama. Of course I heard the same thing about Reagan, Clinton, Bush, Bush JR, Marilyn Manson and others. And assuming your Bible is true, Obama doesn't fit the description.
And, it is at this point that I
If there's anyone who's The AntiChrist, it's you Fundie Puritans. You have all the hallmarks of AntiChrist: Totalitarian, hypocritical, mammon-worshiping, brutal, war-mongering, privacy-breaking, perverters of Christ's teachings, espousing "another Christ", etc.
Obama, on the other hand, is a nice gentleman who's doing the best he can, concerning the circumstances. He's got my vote.
Finally, no sane human would look at the monstrous, head-spinning, pea soup barfin', obsenity-spewing, crucifix self-raping, monster-voiced, monster-faced, Pazuzu-possessed Regan McNeil (played by the lovely but horribly typecast Linda Blair) and go "D'awwwww ...wook at the cute, sweet little girl *huggles*". Likewise, a Pazuzu-Possessed POTUS would produce similar horrified reactions!
@D Laurier
"What would possibly make anyone want to touch ANY PART of someone who is acting like a cartoon boogieman... let alone the hem of his "garment".
The "garment" thing's a reference to an incident in the Gospels where a "woman with a severe hemorrage" touches "the hem" of Jesus' "garment" & is healed...hence Ol' Brainsick666's choice of words.
My friend, that post has made my day! I've never had a wonderful laugh! Thank you!
After Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Michael Gorbachov, John Paul II, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Nelson Mandela, Al Gore, George W. Bush and Benedict XVI have all been called the anti-Chirst at some point, I can't really understand why you idiots keep up this strategy against Obama.
Also, theology fail. There is no single anti-Christ. This is an insult used against non-Christians in general. Learn the bible you fucking kaffir.
Isn't his middle name Hussein? It would be just as uninteresting for him to growl that, as if I growled "I am Susanne, I am Susanne". Sure, it's strange to growl your middle name, but apart from that; who cares?
Actually, if someone behaved like that I would rush forward to take care of the poor sod; check if he needs an ambulance, administer CPR if needed.
And after Obama steps down either in Jan. 2013 or Jan. 2017, you'll find someone else to call the antichrist, and after they fade from public view, there'll be yet another antichrist, and so on until either the end of time or until Christianity is finally relegated to the scrap heap of dead religions.
I really do love this obsession that Obama-haters have with his middle name. You know what? His middle name didn't scare voters away from him in 2008 and it's still not working now.
You know, there were plenty of liberals who were bashing on Bush, pretty much constantly, but we were nowhere near this bad.
I miss reasonable political discourse...
They have an exceedingly warped view of other people if they think someone can behave like the girl in The Exorcist and this causes most people to worship that person. Most Christians who believe in the anti-Christ think he's going to be subtle and tricky to the point where nobody expects it and that makes some sense (if you accept the whole anti-Christ story people made up). If RRtards are right, then this whole coming to Earth in the form of a politician is pointless and the devil might as well just come up to Earth, pitchfork and all, and say "follow me". As if the majority people are that dumb/evil.
Why would he growl 'I am Hussein'? It's just his middle name, what significance does it hold?
Oh right, it's a brown person name and therefore symbolic of some great Middle Eastern evil.
> I wonder how many would have rushed the platform at that point to touch the hem of his garment?
Fuck no, most of them are homeless - they'd rush for the free pea soup!
Seriously, what the hell are you on?
Obama the (so-called) Antichrist?
Nope.
The Antichrist is alive and well and living in West Orange NJ.
He was going to get down to business but had to accept that the fundamentalist christians are so screwed up that it would be pointless.
At the moment he's running a used car body parts shop and is pretty happy. His name is Larry.
Be a Poe, please? Of course, since this is RR, that's highly unlikely, so let me just say that lots of people are named Hussein. It means nothing. Do you think that all people named Joseph are communists?
@ cdcdrr:
Just so you know, that word "kaffir" is incredibly racist towards black people. Do not use it; you will be misinterpreted.
Here's a comment from that thread that shows why people like this are not just stupid, but also dangerous.
Buzzardhut said: "Politics is a spiritual battle, which is why Christians should be involved, and in prayer with it."
Seriously, what part of "render unto Caesar" and separation of church and state don't they get.
@Wehpudicabok
The difference, though, is that liberals were bent on criticizing Bush for starting an illegitimate and ruinous war, whereas conservatives are bent on criticizing Obama for being black*.
*and yes, there's plenty of reason to be critical of his administration, but Tea Partiers, Birthers and the like just can't seem to get over the fact that there's a black man in the Oval Office.
It was only a matter of time before some chuckle-fuck called Obama the Antichrist to his face. There's no winning with these people.
Here's a scenario:
Heckler: You are the ANTICHRIST!!!
Obama: Damn! Foiled! hahahahahabahahahahahahahaha
Heckler: You are the ANTICHRIST!!!
Obama: No I'm not!
*cut to RR and ATS .2 seconds later*
OBAMINATION DENIES HE'S ANTICHRIST, WHAT A LIAR TROLOLOLOLOLOL
Obama: ...
ATS/RR: SEE, HE DOESN'T DENY IT!!
No, they'd have called in The Exorcist.
Oh, wait, you think that Catholics are all Satanists as well, and the Pope is also the Antichrist.
Honestly, with all these Antichrists wandering around it's a wonder your God gets anything done.
LMFAO. DUDE. YOU'RE FUNNY.
And I'm sorry, I know you're trying to draw parallels to Christ and all. But my first instinct to seeing that wouldn't be to touch the damn man. I'd be running the fuck the other way.
I never understood the "ZOMG THEY HAVE SAME NAMES!" concept.
I mean mother of fucking christ, if we'd attitudes like these all of the Charles would be in trouble, either or mostly the Darwin one as Manson would be worshipped by fundies.
Of course, that is what you would like him to do but in reality he was polite and respectful and even showed concern for the young man after he was escorted out because he thought he had left his jacket behind. You people don't even begin to comprehend your own religion but just keep watching Obama. At every turn he shows you how a real follower of Christ behaves.
@Joe Mama
"And after Obama steps down either in Jan. 2013 or Jan. 2017, you'll find someone else to call the antichrist, and after they fade from public view, there'll be yet another antichrist, and so on until either the end of time or until Christianity is finally relegated to the scrap heap of dead religions."
Funny then, that there were those who thought that Ronnie Raygun was the Antichrist. I mean, according to Occam's Razor, it all fits [/sarcasm]:
Ronald = 6 letters
666. Q. E and D.
Yet, you don't see any of those on Ruptured Retards saying the same about their pre-Dumbya God Emperor/Poster-boy of the Religious Right, do you? So, no hypocrisy on your part eh, RR? [/hyper-sarcasm]
...yet, there's more than enough people here in the UK who consider Maggie Thatcher (*spit *) to be the Antichrist. Especially in the now Conservative-Free Zone that is Scotland. They'll never forget - nor forgive - how she imposed the Poll Tax on them first .
first of all, if you really even almost expected that to happen, you need to see a therapist. second, if that really did happen, I think people would be calling 911 and/or running away, not running up to touch his clothing.
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