Show me a 'born again believer' who's an Emeritus Professor of Theoretical Physics - and head of their main R&D facility, ensuring your country (especially militarily) is one step ahead of everyone else, technology-wise - at MIT then, Buzzardnuts.
...thought not. You want Dumbfuckistan to become inferior to the extremely slanted to the left China, you go right ahead. Only, don't drag the rest of the normal, sane, non-fundie USA with you.
No, Buzzy, you are the zombies.
And then Buzzardnuts was saying 'Would you like fries with that?'
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@SpukiKitty
The irony being, that - in Gothic fiction - Vampirism was used as a literary metaphor for sexuality (especially in the uptight, austere Victorian times).
...now why am I imagining you as Elfriede (a.k.a. EROfriede) in the supernatual comedy-drama anime series "Tsukuyomi - Moon Phase"...?:
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An extremely nice - and smokin' hot - vampire. :9 And as for 'Zombies', there's the main character in CLAMP's manga "xxxHOLiC", Yuuko the Dimensional Witch:
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The twist being that she's a zombie - but a physiologically intact, sentient, wise, intellectual, non-brain eating (but loves the snacks/meals Watanuki cooks up for her!), fun- (& alcohol-) loving zombie. <3
"But that's neither here nor there...I'm proud to be an Pagan Enlightenment Zombie Hamster!"
...or just your pony self - 'Pinky Sparkle' - will do. <3 :3
