Can I help it if I have kept all the virtues I got from Christianity that make me so superior to the rest of you?
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Oh come on. This is such ridiculously mild trash-talk by the standards of the internet.
By which, I mean that this doesn't qualify as much of a fundie comment.
Probably poe, but this is not far off what many religious folk believe (although they simultaneously try to impress you by engaging in that ridiculous verbal self-flagellation, "Oh, I'm such a filthy sinner! I deserve to be tortured for eternity after death! How very moral I am for making these statements!")
This is clearly part of the attraction of religion for many people: it makes them feel morally superior. But as soon as you start feeling like you are inherently morally superior to others, you by definition consider others to be unequal to you... and so the bigotry and hatred begin.
Luke 14:8-11 (KJV)
8 When thou art bidden of any man to a wedding, sit not down in the highest room; lest a more honourable man than thou be bidden of him; 9 And he that bade thee and him come and say to thee, Give this man place; and thou begin with shame to take the lowest room. 10 But when thou art bidden, go and sit down in the lowest room; that when he that bade thee cometh, he may say unto thee, Friend, go up higher: then shalt thou have worship in the presence of them that sit at meat with thee. 11 For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
Looks like you missed at least one virtue.
"Can I help it if I have kept all the virtues I got from Christianity that make me so superior to the rest of you?"
I'm pretty sure pride is a sin, not a virtue.
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One of my beliefs is that everyone is fundamentally equal. There may be differences in certain abilities, but when everything is summed up, we all have the same ultimate value. Thus, I have no problem saying that you will never be superior to me.
"Can I help it if I have kept all the virtues I got from Christianity that make me so superior to the rest of you?"
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And even if that weren't the case:
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The fact Satan's only killed ten people makes him superior to God. And the fact I've never killed anyone in my life, makes me superior to God. Certainly morally.
Your call, Jack.
Sin of Pride!
No Heaven for you!
This is the type of guy who has one of those bumper stickers that says "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven."
Are you going to do your superior dance now?
Ya missed one, kid. It's called humility, and you have it's exact opposite, arrogance. If the old legends are anything to go by, you will one day meet those you have kicked aside on your way down to the gutter.
Virtues like pride, gluttony, wrath, greed, sloth, lust, and envy?
Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born.
I've made so many albums
I've run out of things to name 'em
My fans all want to be like me
And really, who can blame 'em?
Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess I know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try?
All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas
But I know why, it seems to me
They're just insanely jealous.
Who wouldn't be?
Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand.
And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as wonderful as me
Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty
And I'm certainly not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated.
I'm a marvellous human being
I'm just one big hunk of man
Sometimes I have to marvel
At how very great I am.
Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand
And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as marvellous, spectacular
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderful as me_________Wierd Al Yankovic
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