"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
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Yeah, well, as a failure as a human being myself, I can assure you that none of it has anything to do with my lack of religion. In fact I'd probably be about the same or even worse off if I was still religious.
Jerry Falwell being born in the first place, was as a result of a failure in one of a production run in the Trojans factory.
And despite the diagnosis of certain doctors to the contrary, Prof. Stephen Hawking proved them wrong, re. his ALS, and is still alive, so even he still has one up on you Jerry-boy.
Jerry Fallwell: He ultimately failed at life .
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being"
Ex-Olympic gold medal-winning athlete Jonathan Edwards was a born-again Christian...:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Edwards_%28athlete%29#Religious_beliefs
...but he got better. [/"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"] X3
And compared to the still very much alive, born-again Atheist he is, you're deader than the crispy ducks in my local Chinese takeaway, Jerry.
The other day, at work, I said that you’re not a professional parent until you’ve had more kids than you have hands to hold them. Three people in my office have twins and a single. They agreed.
I am reminded of that by the OP. Whatever the fuck Falwell’s definition of success was, I don’t want it. Call me a failure, at least i never sent money to Jerry.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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