[Fox News falls for the "small town church putting on a play involving a gay Jesus" urban legend, sends RR into a panic]
Not being fully delivered yet, my flesh would like to see them cast into the lake of fire personally.....
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Not an urban legend apparently, the town really was going to do a production of Corpus Christi but was canceled due to all the threats.
Good thing Jesus taught that the best way to deal with those that don't share your beliefs is to threaten them with bodily harm or death!
So what if Jesus was gay? He was a person. Just because you worship him doesn't mean you have the sole right to retcon him. I could say he was a douchebag, and that's my right. It's not anti-Christian because Jesus wasn't just the Christ, he was a person and we can talk about people however we like (libel excepted).
(For the record, I don't think he's a douchebag at all; I admire some of his teachings, but not all, and lament the way the core of his message has been ignored.)
Because heaven forbid that an actor not be exactly like the person he portrays!
Why, that's like insisting that the part of Mary at your passion play be played by an actual virgin--even if a mother of four happens to be capable of putting on a damned good act. Or that Romeo and Juliet must be played by 16th-century Italians.
Corpus Christi is not a story of a gay Jesus. It´s the story of a guy whose life parallels Jesus´s life. So, yes, Urban Legend full throtle. However, look at Snopes. It´s amazing the how many people fall for that stupid thing.
Sorry if I offend anyone here, but,,Jesus has always come across as Gay. Really gay. 13 unemployed gay jews wandering around, planning wedding meals, talking about the love of fellow man and avoiding the company of woman.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
"Who is NAILIN' Jesus to the Cross?" Was a well-thought out production. I would've been more comfortable without all of the homosexual fellatio, but hey, I'm more of a musician. What do I know about theater?
Fundamentalist Christianity... hate the sin and the sinner. And there's no room for freedom of expression.
Now if someone had portrayed the Islamic prophet Mohammed as being gay or a pedophile, they'd be all in favor of that.
So, does a "fully delivered" person not like seeing someone being cast into the lake of fire? Surely they don't disapprove of it, it being god's righteous judgement and all. I'm not sure what's worse, liking the sight of someone being doomed to eternal torture, or being indifferent.
That's a pretty nice job of phrasing your hatred so as not to actually seem responsible for feeling it.
"Oh, it's not I that hate you, it's just this sinful, fallen body of mine in that hates you!"
1: Get indignant over possibly fake news item on internet.
2: Pray for subject of news item to burn in hell.
3: Post on Rapture Ready.
4: Repeat.
John 13:23 Now there was leaning on Jesus' bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved.
Sounds pretty gay to me! I don't know too many male adults who lean or lay on other male adults without some sort of homosexuality going on. But notice how all the fundies conveniently ignore this passage?
At least you admit to being a hateful, violence-loving sociopath with a desire to see other people suffer.
If your Hell were real, you'd be sure to go there.
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Anyone who has gone fishing on the Lake of Fire can tell you that angry retarded delusional hypocrites make much better bait. Gay Jesus has a nasty habit of skipping around on top. You need the types that are full of themselves to get down deep where the fish are.
HHAHAHAHAHA that made my day!!! thank you breakerslion :D
Let me guess, when the news broke over the death threats received by the cartoonist who depicted Mohammad, these same RR members crowed smugly about how now Christian would EVER react like that.
Again, just a guess on my part
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