[I never once prayed for my two daughters ..... But guess what? They've done fine regardless.]
It always occurred to me that people at the extremes never have the troubles that those in the middle do. It is those in the middle who are half-hearted in their commitment to God or not so dedicated to Satan who seem to have problems. If Satan is real (which I believ him to be), why would he harass a man like you when you are one of his best people?
Can you imagine a Twilight Zone episode based on your daughters' lives who eventually die and then find themselves standing before God, and all they can say is, "But Daddy said you didn't exist."
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I can imagine a Twilight Zone episode based on rhutchin's life when he eventually dies and finds himself standing before (take 'yer pick) Allah/Vishnu/Set/Zeus/FSM/Oblivion and all he can say is 'whoops'.
Can you imagine a Twilight Zone episode based on your daughters' lives who eventually die and then find themselves standing before God, and all they can say is, "But Daddy said you didn't exist.""
Jeremy -- Exactly. This guys says that if you get tight with Satan he'll solve all your problems. Yea!
Seriously, I don't understand how anyone would worship a God who would say "Your father was wrong, NOW YOU BURN FOR HIS MISTAKE!" I mean, how can you not see the injustice in that? Do we jail the parents of felons? Execute the children of serial rapists?
<<< Can you imagine a Twilight Zone episode based on your daughters' lives who eventually die and then find themselves standing before God, and all they can say is, "But Daddy said you didn't exist." >>>
@Jacob Syne
I never saw a pr0n episode of Twilight Zone :*( What does the word 'pr0n' mean?
(Aside from that, if God only rewards the kiss-asses, that ain't the kind of God I'd want to worship.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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