“I get what you're saying. You wish to call evolution a scientific fact that takes more than faith to believe millions of years,”
English is just something that happens to other people, for you, isn’t it?
Evolution has been observed, so it’s a fact.
There’s a theory to explain all the observed facts, so it’s a theory.
It’s based on evidence, so not dependent on ‘faith.’
"from fossil to fossil, adding the ones and two's and three's, while many of these fossils are doctored and fake, and take enormous imagination to construct their appearance from fragments of lies.”
Since Piltdown Man, they’ve been very scrupulous on filtering out doctored fossils and fakes. Feel free to provide the slightest reason to question any fossil.
"But let's go ahead and make up a story that says fossil x had sex with another fossil x, and out popped a baby fossil B.”
Not how it works. We don’t really CARE if x, x, and B are related. We note the estimated age of the fossils.
We see that x existed during a certain time range. And that B came after x. And is really, really, really similar to x. And the most likely explanation is that the species x gave rise to species B.
"And while we're living in the land of imagination, let's call this scientific fact and just ignore its true definition, consisting of observable evidence that can be tested.”
That’s not the definition of scientific fact.
But the age of x is a repeatable observation.
The age of B is a repeatable observation.
Those are facts.
x => B is the theory to explain those facts.
" And when we test legitimate fossils, let's pretend the carbon dating”
Oh, holy Jesus motherfucking Christ on a pogo stick with a shoulder-mounted bong, we do NOT use carbon dating to age FOSSILS you stupid goddamned pompous jackass spouting smugly about what you CLEARLY know nothing at all about.
FOSSILS are STONE.
Carbon Dating requires ORGANIC material.
“C'mon now, I can go on and on with this and that.”
And get wronger and wronger in your confident but absolutely stupid ignorance.
“Evolution is a lie,"
I see no reason at ALL to trust you on this.
