I wonder if an Earth quake will take place at the Rapture?
After all, all this matter being taken out of the physical realm
may cause some kind of physical event to happen, since matter is being changed.
Maybe an Earth quake,
by which,
the Dome of the Rock collapses
paving the way for the building of
the 3rd Temple.
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This
still makes
absolutely no sense,
even if you write
your sentences in
this particular
way.
Sure, why not, whatever makes you happy. But why stop there? I mean, it's all fiction, so why not throw in Jesus driving in on a celestial Caterpillar bulldozer and tear it down himself?
"Maybe an Earth quake,
by which,
the Dome of the Rock collapses
paving the way for the building of
the 3rd Temple."
That's the worst haiku I've ever heard.
can write
Modern Poetry
like T.S. Eliot
and try to
appear deep
or something
Blackvoice
#954638
It's the Rapture, not Earth getting a liposuction.
Actually the rapture if it happened and took the RR fundies would be a bit like world liposuction!
I think we should set up a Rapturite haiku thread over at the forum.
I may need to be gone for a while to think about this.
Edit,it won't let me post at the moment. Grrrrrr.
Second edit:
Though I love T S Eliot ;-)
You guys are getting really fidgety about this rock dome business.
What is it, anyway? Like a dome over a rock or something?
Of course it isn't Rapture haiku, haikus are satanic... probably.
I mean, they're not American, and that seems to be all it takes for RR to declare something evil.
I dunno
maybe
they will be
ice cream
for the kids
that would be cool
@xplicit_UK, does that make Jesus a Vogon?
Perhaps that's why they don't have anything that he wrote...his poetry was burned by irate critics.
"And as we stand on the edge of darkness
"In the land of the night
...wait, that's much better than all of the failure of accidental poetry that gets posted on RR. Oh well and darn those Tibetians and their advanced skills in poetry!
Hey Mitch, as an Archeologist I have to disagree with your statement, yeah Jerusalem may be a hotbed of conflict and mindless slaughter, but I make my paycheck by studying it XP.
This was Jim Morrisons first draft of "Riders on the Storm"
He was drinking too much and experimenting with many drugs then,,,,and he still rewrote it
"Maybe an Earthquake" replaces "Riders on the Storm" for those looking for the cadence
Re: anonymous'es post
It's things like this that give me the impression that God listens to these Rapture Retards last. It's like He's up in Heaven thinking, "Hey, these Ethiopians have it rough, maybe I should listen to their prayers first. These Americans live a cushy lifestyle and want My people in Israel to die for some reason . . . they're at the bottom of the list."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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