[When asked what President Obama and the Joker have in common]
They are both evil beyond reproach, and homicidal maniacs. Before you scratch your head, Hitler didn't kill anybody either.
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How can anyone honestly believe that the President is a homicidal maniac? I mean, I know he's black, and lots of fundies are really really racist, but still. Surely they've met at least one non-homicidal black person at some point in their lives? No?
@Hotspur
"Nick--you do realize the Joker is a fictional character, don't you?"
They do believe in a fictional deity, so it doesn't surprise me that they think The Joker isn't being played by the actors Cesar Romero, Jack Nicholson & Heath Ledger, and what is on the TV/cinema screen is real .
You know, even if your stupid "Death Panels" were real and not made-up worries for your tiny little mind, that STILL wouldn't make Obama a homicidal maniac. Just really, really heartless.
Ever read the comics for Batman? Joker in some cases has killed. And Hitler ordered the deaths of the Jews, homosexuals, Gypsies, etc. Obama. Not so much. Oh and let us not forget Cheney and Bush and their wars in the Middle East.
@#1006854 And Poles, Romani, prisoners of war, the disabled, gays, Jehova's Witnesses, Africans & Asians living in Germany, communists, Freemasons, political opponents, "social deviants" (prostitutes, drug users, pacifists, and all that oh-so-terrible lot)...he had so much hateful murder in him he just had to spread it around.
This is just verbal diarrhoea. It doesn't even vaguely begin to make sense. The only piece of logic in the whole thing is the scratching one's head part. Because yes, I am scratching mine at this very moment, wondering how on earth it is physically possible for someone to be this dense.
"Before you scratch your head, Hitler didn't kill anybody either."
Not for a lack of trying, though- good ol' One Ball fought in WWI. Obama, not so much.
I'm not even going to bother refuting this. It's just grade-A Godwin fail.
Hitler didn't kill anyone in person WHILE HE WAS CHANCELLOR, but he was a soldier in WWI.
Provide some evidence that Obama is what you say he is.
Obama can't help being a homicidal maniac. He's black, after all. Although, to be fair, I know a couple of black guys who kill only infrequently.
"Ever read the comics for Batman? Joker in some cases has killed"
I wonder how many other kids lost their parents to the Joker because Batman refuses to kill him...
"Evil beyond reproach"
What???
"Hitler didn't kill anybody either."
I assume you mean not directly, but that's wrong as well. Hitler was a Soldier in WW1 with confirmed kills.
Lrn to History.
...hold on...
he did, holy shit he really pulled it off.
he wrote a whole comment and every single word is wrong.
every last one. that takes effort.
Hmm, and there I was thinking that it was going to be a reference about not bothering to think things through and playing a gay cowboy in a previous movie/life.
In comparison, that almost makes as much sense
Yes how could I have missed it?
The Joker: Fictional character, Anglo, sociopath, gangster, terrorist, wears weird make up, Chelsea grin, carries lots and lots of sharp things.
President Obama: Real person, African American, stable guy, politician, President of the United States, wears smart suits, winning smile (no scars), carries a Blackberry.
I mean those are both exactly the same thing aren't they?
And what the hell does Adolf have to do with any of this?
Burning Stake :
Old Viking , I love you. :)
And technically, no, you're right (as much as I admittedly hate to admit it) as Chancellor. But he did, you know, start WWII and the Holocaust
And what really bothers me is his signature: "No thanks, I already have a Messiah." *facepalm* RESPECTING/VOTING FOR AND WORSHIPPING ARE NOT THE SAME THING, I HAVE THE CAPSLOCK OF POWER GRRR!
@#1007176
"I wonder how many other kids lost their parents to the Joker because Batman refuses to kill him..."
There's been a DC/2000 AD crossover comic in the past - Batman vs Judge Dredd. But then The Joker wouldn't last five seconds in Mega-City One against it's villains & crazies, never mind against Dredd himself.
Actually Hitler did kill people, he was a Corporal in the trenches during WWI.
So you even failed at your Godwin.
"Before you scratch your head, Hitler didn't kill anybody either."
Neither did Reagan or Bush. Plus, Godwin.
Before you scratch your head, Hitler didn't kill anybody either.
No, but he ordered the deaths of thousands of people. Pretty much the same thing.
I can't wait for 8 years time when Obama finally leaves office. Not that I have a problem with his presidency, I just want to see the look on your stupid face when you realise that he was in office that long, and the "antichrist" didn't bring down civilization in his time there. You're going to look rather stupid.
This is getting boring. Obama seems to be the best thing that has happened to the US of A in about 10 years. Now you have a chance of amending your appalling reputation in the rest of the world.
Bush was one of the worst presidents you have had, during your rather short history. He sent lots and lots of young men and women to a rather pointless and seemingly endless war in Iraq, and he got info on possible attacks long before 9/11 but did nothing about it.
Directly, you mean? I'm not sure about that - Hitler fought as an ordinary soldier in WWI, so he may well have killed personally. But that's totally irrelevant. He didn't have to kill people with his own hands to be responsible, he gave the orders. So far, I'm not aware of Obama ordering anybody to their deaths.....the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan were put there before he got into power. To date, Bush has a hell of a lot more blood on his hands than Obama does.
Re:Hitler in WW1
Before you scratch your head, Papa and Baby Bush started many wars which killed (and are still killing) many people, but they did not kill anybody either, to my knowledge.
The Joker is fictional, isn't he?
Hitler didn't kill anybody either.
This kind of thinking is very, very dangerous.
This is the principle behind all murderous hierarchical systems with people at the top who order killings, and subordinates who commit those murders.
In the end, nobody is responsible because
Technically, only the Joker's proven to have committed murder of those three. Barack and Hitler have both ORDERED people to be murdered, and Hitler probably killed some people as a soldier, but the innocence of those killed is a bit of a different story.--UNDERSTATEMENT.--
Personally? Obama, you're the MAN for getting bin Laden.
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