[This letter was sent to a mixed-race family the day after Christmas.]
Sons of Liberty
WE THE SONS OF LIBERTY HAVE STOOD FAITHFULLY FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS GUARDING THE VERY FOUNDATION THAT THIS GREAT COUNTRY WAS BUILT UPON. WE HAVE ALSO OBSERVED OUR RIGHTS AND GODLY PRINCIPLES STEPPED ON BY THE LEADERS OF THIS NATION WITHIN THE PAST 8 YEARS. SON OF LIBERTY HAS TAKEN AN OATH TO PROTECT THE DESCENDANTS OF THIS LAND THAT GOD GAVE US AND TO STAND UP TO THOSE WHO WOULD DESTROY IT!!!
WE PLEDGED TO TAKE UP ARMS AGAINST ALL ENEMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. THIS INCLUDES TO RAGHEADS, MIXED BREEDERS AND THEIR OFFSPRING. GOD PROMISED US THIS LAND OF MILK AND HONEY AND THOSE WHO WISH TO TAKE THAT AWAY WILL BE PUNISHED ACCORDING TO GOD'S LAW.
WE ARE WATCHING AND WILL STRIKE OUR ENEMIES WHEN THE DAY COMES. GOD IS WITH US.
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Um, you do know it's the 21st century right?
So where in your bible does it say thou shall have North America as Our gift?
"Merry Christmas! Burn in hell!"
When will people like this learn that just because they don't like the way America is changing doesn't give them the right to start killing off liberals? Hopefully they'll learn it before one of them actually does something beyond being an Internet Tough Guy.
Using CapsLock doesn't make you more right..
oh, and:
"DESCENDANTS OF THIS LAND THAT GOD GAVE US"
The Native Americans would like a word with you about that...
Should be in RSTDTs, but anyways... YEECH!!! There are the stupid quotes, there are the funny quotes, and then there are the quotes that make you want vomit, call the police, and track down the author so you can disembowel them with a pair of rusty gardening shears. (Here's looking at you, Marjan Siklic, Ronald E. Williams, Micheal & Debi Pearl). SERIOUSLY! Sending a letter to a mix-raced family - including children - in which one refers to them via racial slurs and threatens to murder them?! ON CHRISTMAS?! THIS SHIT ACTUALLY STILL HAPPENS?! SICK!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN MOCK THIS!!!
If the person or people who sent this are in any way, shape or form associated with the Tea Party, then they'd better damn well boot 'em out with an open denunciation of them, their actions and their opinions. Otherwise, as I've recommended in the past, Occupiers ought to print copies of the letter out, tape them to signs beneath captions reading "Blacks, Muslims, interracial couples, and mixed-race persons: this is what conservatives think of you:..." and go out on parade.
"AND WILL STRIKE OUR ENEMIES WHEN THE DAY COMES."
You know, someday. Not today though. Nope, today we're stuffing junkfood into our fat faces, and watching TV, like good patriots do.
Use your Second Amendment rignts against these "Sons of Liberty".
The time is over when you could publicly lynch a "Nigger" without being punished, "Sons of Liberty".
This quote should be on RSTDT.
EDIT:Added the last paragraph.
RSTDT, surely?
GOD PROMISED US THIS LAND OF MILK AND HONEY
If your holy scriptures say that, you must be Mormon, amirite?
"Sons of Liberty?"
In that freedom is slavery, knowledge is ignorance sense, sure. You pieces of shit don't favor liberty in any real sense, though.
Serious comment:
...wow. This is SCARY. Whoever got this shit sent to them, they need to take this to the police and track down this group before they actually lynch someone.
Joke comment:
Sons of Liberty, you say?
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors, 61!
The land of milk and honey is supposed to be Israel, not the United States. Given that the Hebrews were God's chosen people and not Angles, Saxons, Goths, Lombards, Franks, or any other "white" tribe it makes sense that he'd give THEM the supposed best and most holy land. And if America is supposed to be God's country, why the hell did he allow it to become a secular country that violates the first commandment with the first amendment and follows only two of his rules (three if you're in court)?
Apparently the height of Christian-American patriotism is to shout racist blather and cite made up Bible proclamations.
P.S. What about that "love your neighbor" stuff, Sonny?
Hey, I took an oath once, something about "solemnly [affirming] that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice."
Gee, looks like I'd have to shoot you.
You are one deluded prick, and typing that rubbish all in caps only makes you look like an even bigger prick.
That said, I hope someone is monitoring these wankers. Just in case there is some bite to go with their bark.
This is scary but not in the way that the Sons of Liberty hope.
Also, it's a big country. Surely it's feasible to share some of it with others?
If I were to receive a letter with handwriting unknown to me - and without a return address - I'd carefully (with tweezers) pick it up from my doormat, open it without touching it (with mplements), then place both envelope & letter in a plastic bag, and report such to the police.
You do realise that forensic science exists, do you not...?!
...or simply you're already on an FBI watchlist. They are watching too.
Someone's gonna be punished according to the law. Place your bets as to who it's going to be...?! >:D
I spend most of my life in ignorance of crap like this. These retards don't say it to me, so I don't know what shit they've been coming out with. I regret that the mentality that scribbles shit on its own walls has scribbled shit on paper and put it in your letterbox.
Earlier intervention for mental illness!
I hope the local police take this seriously, children are being threatened. While restraining orders don't stop assaults, they do serve to inform the rest of the community that there's a potentially dangerous person at large.
"SON OF LIBERTY HAS TAKEN AN OATH TO PROTECT THE DESCENDANTS OF THIS LAND"
That's nice of you to help out the Native Americans. I'm assuming you'll be throwing your own ass(es) (You seem to be all over the place regarding the number of Sons of Liberty.) out first.
These guys are absolutely right!
Ragheads should, at least, get a hat or a nice veil. Rags are for cleaning things.
Mixed breeders? Glad they support same sex marriages. Shows that their hearts are in the right place, bless 'em.
Offsprings. I'm not sure about. What about onsprings? They must be people. too.
"Land of milk and honey" would mean that we'll have to deport the lactose intolerant and diabetics. This may reduce the US population by a good two-thirds. A bit drastic, don't you think?
Could you produce that promise, in writing, where it specifically mentions the landmass that is now the US of A, and the relevant parts of God's Law? Then we'll talk...
If you didn't want race mixing, you should have taken over an empty country, and you should not have brought a lot of dark-skinned people from Africa to do your dirty work.
I'd rather be a raghead than a ragbrain, idiot!
I didn't even read it, I just saw the abuse of capitalization and moved on. After all, everyone knows that when you post in capitals, YOU WIN THE INTERNET!
MIXED BREEDERS AND THEIR OFFSPRING
I bet they didn't have this in there before and added it specifically for Obama, i.e. "AND THEIR OFFSPRING".
WILL BE PUNISHED ACCORDING TO GOD'S LAW.
And just what does "God's law" say about this? At the time the Bible was written, civil liberty was unknown. Israel was a despotic monarchy. Where in the Bible does God mention a punishment for a country's leader using power? The US government doesn't even come close to what the kings in Israel used to do.
Defying "love thy neighbor" for Jeeb--oh, wait, wrong gag.
What I meant was "Racism for the racism god!"
Hundreds of years? Well, two hundred, at most, since your country did not exist until late in the 18th century. Not as impressive as you make it sound.
WE ARE WATCHING AND WILL STRIKE OUR ENEMIES WHEN THE DAY COMES. GOD IS WITH US.
And when the FBI break down your door, you'll swear you didn't mean a word of it.
So instead of confronting the family directly they had someone deliver a letter and run like the cowards they truly are. That being said, I almost pity these people, but they are beneath even that. I can't imagine what it must be like, with all the self-inflicted misery of living every day in a world where you have to interact with people of different races, religious beliefs, and sexual orientations who you hate and fear for no legitimate reason whatsoever. I can't imagine how much it hurts to see how society is becoming more and ore accepting of people who are different from them, people who they hate, while they get treated like the disgusting bigoted trash they are. And on some level, deep down, they know they don't have a chance. Their racist, homophobic, Theocratic dystopia will never be. It must tear them up inside, and they deserve that. Living with their close-minded hatred and being forced to live in a tolerant society is punishment enough for them.
The "Sons of Liberty" are a known white-supremacist militia group. They're like the KKK, but with shaved heads & more (largely illegally-obtained) guns.
So they're probably already on a government watchlist or two, and hopefully the psychopath who wrote that note will be caught before he can do any real harm.
@NonProphet
"The "Sons of Liberty" are a known white-supremacist militia group. They're like the KKK, but with shaved heads & more (largely illegally-obtained) guns.
So they're probably already on a government watchlist or two, and hopefully the psychopath who wrote that note will be caught before he can do any real harm."
I bet they - should they be cornered - would be cumming at the thought of going out in a 'Gotterdammerung'-esque blaze of glory. However as someone in a thread on /b/ pointed out (re. secessionist Anon):
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No Waco for you , wackos. [/Martyrdom Nazi ] >:D
Just the past eight years? Not since the day the Constitution was signed? Because well the constitution is clearly a secular document for a secular nation.
Also this is not the "Land of milk and honey" offered to you by god. Israel is.
Sons of Liberty? Is that like the son of an alcoholic being teetotaler, or the son of a socialist becoming conservative; rebelling against your parents? Because there is not one iota of Liberty in your CAPSLOCK idiocy.
Your great country was built on genocide, race-mixing (slave-owners held sex-slaves as well), Quadroon servants and slaves.
A pro-tip, dearie; don't do a DNA test to find out your ancestry. You might find more "mixed breeders" in your ancestral line than you wish to know about.
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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