[Obama issues LGBT pride month proclamation]
I'm so tired of hearing things like this about the Bacon Lettuce and Tomato crowd!
We need to start our own "acronym." How about "Straight, Normal And Proud" SNAP!
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Uhh...that would be lettuce, gouda, bacon, and tomatoe crowd, thank you.
And SNAP is taken already...www.snapnetwork.org
I think the deal is that your special month is EVERY FUCKING MONTH SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME, dumbass.
Here are some more acronyms for you:
STFU
I thought you already had an acronym?!
You mean HICK doesn't stand for "Homeschooled, Ignorant C***sucking Killjoys"?
"I'm so tired of hearing things like this about the Bacon Lettuce and Tomato crowd!"
That's BLT. You forgot the "G" and the other letters are mixed up.
"We need to start our own "acronym." How about "Straight, Normal And Proud" SNAP!"
SRRFB works better. Schizophrenic Rapture Retards For Bigotry.
Now here's another acronym for you: STFU!
Bacon Lettuce and Tomato
Actually, that's mildly amusing.
Really not all that fundie, in my opinion. Just because it's Rapture Ready doesn't mean it's auto-fundie.
KaiafromBergen...
Like the people from Bergen likes to say "I'm not from Norway, I'm from Bergen!" That should tell you all you need to know! (For those familiar with the topic, I'm originally from Trondheim, Bergen's worst "enemy" in Norway :)
You can join this group: KKK.
Sure, you'd have to learn to hate black people and Jews (some of you have a leg up on that)...
But hating gay people! That's just dandy!
Define "normal".
Also, isn't pride a sin?
"David B.
I thought you already had an acronym?!
You mean HICK doesn't stand for "Homeschooled, Ignorant C***sucking Killjoys"?"
Funny - but a bit ironic using a homophobic term of abuse in response to this homophobic crap???
A very Proud Cock-sucker!!!!
How about WASP, or PWT. WASP has been around for VERY much longer than LGBT.
Oh, and if you are tired of hearing about them, think about how tired atheists and agnostics are of hearing the church bells each sunday, proclaiming it's time to go to church. It was probably neccessary 75 years ago, before every single person walked around with a wristwatch, a mobile phone and a computer, all telling the bearer what time it is. But now?
Are you from Bergen in Norway? Do we have RRs here in Scandinavia as well? Or is there a Bergen in the US? You really have awfully bad imagination when it comes to naming cities over there. There is a London, a Paris, a Gothenburg, probably a Copenhagen too, an Orleans, at least that one is New, the same with York and Jersey, it goes on and on and on.
Swedish Pagan - There's a Bergen, New Jersey; a Bergen, Minnesota, a Bergen, North Dakota; and probably other Bergens as well.
Well, my city's Pride parade does regularly have the Salford Ladies Urging Temperance marching in "protest".
Of course, all the little old grandmotherly "ladies"... aren't :D
1 Tim 3:6 KJV "Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil."
You'd better drop that P if you don't want to spend eternity in hell with the devil and his homosexual friends.
FB wrote (re: calling these homophobes "cocksuckers"):
"Funny - but a bit ironic using a homophobic term of abuse in response to this homophobic crap???" Psssssh, men having sex with other men is just soooo gay!
Not bad, but I doubt if it will be widely employed.
@ Xotan: A rousing cheer for your correct use of "nauseous."
Jezebel's Evil Sister:
(Side note: testing to see if there was a cap at 5 results I searched "Providence", which returned 10 results, FIVE of those in Alabama O_o)
Easy there KaiafromBergen. I think a German-American electronic music group has already taken the name SNAP! about 20 years ago and are still active. There are also other groups out there that have taken the name as well.
Also, straights really don't need protection from anyone. You don't constantly hear on the news about a straight person getting beaten or killed by a group of Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, or Transgenders.
If you're "proud" why do you have to denigrate others who are different? It seems to me that your whole identity as a "SNAP" is inextricably linked and fatally intertwined with - in fact parasitical of - "the Bacon Lettuce and Tomato crowd".
You're a childish fool, an adherent of a simplistic, infantile theology.
Grow up.
Snap, Cracker, and Plop.
sorry, eh?
@FB:"David B.: You mean HICK doesn't stand for "Homeschooled, Ignorant C***sucking Killjoys"?
Who said c*** stands for 'cock'? ;-)
SNAP. No, you're not normal, and pride is a sin to you folks. Which leaves SA... Not the best acronym in the world perhaps, people who have studied history tend to get a icky feeling and are reminded about WWII.
Are you kidding? I love being the bacon in the LGBT sandwich. Bacon is AWESOME.
Dude, how about you realize that there are people outside your religion and you have no right to try and mandate how they live there lives?
I never understood how people can throw around the word 'pride' like that. "White Pride", "Straight Pride", like they did something amazing.
Shouldn't pride be reserved for actual accomplishments, like scaling a mountain or having a kid? Since when can we be proud of something we did nothing to achieve, and which is simply a state of being we have no overt control over?
Also, as soon as I can figure out the acronyms, I am so making up groups named CRACKLE and POP.
I actually chuckled at "Lettuce, Bacon, Tomato." First time I've ever heard that.
And while we're on the subject of acronyms, I think I've got a more appropriate one for you, Kaia.
"Crazy Rednecks Are Prejudiced" aka CRAP.
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