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YOU CAN LIVE FOREVER !!!
YOU HAVE BEEN TAUGHT BY THE WORLD HOW TO DIE...NOW IT IS TIME TO LEARN HOW TO LIVE...AS IN...THE HOLY GRAIL...THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH..AS IN ...
HOW TO LIVE FOREVER!!!

HERE IS HOW...REDEFINE WHO YOU ARE...BY THE WORDS YOU USE...THIS IS CALLED TRANSLATION!!!THE SET OF WORDS YOU USE NOW WILL KILL YOU...IF...YOU KNOW THIS ...THEY CAN'T KILL YOU!!!

FOR EXAMPLE...DEFINE MATHEMATICS...the abstract science of number, quantity, and space. Mathematics may be studied in its own right (pure mathematics), or as it is applied to other disciplines such as physics and engineering (applied mathematics)...
DEFINE ABSTRACT...existing in thought or as an idea but not having a physical or concrete existence...
DEFINE EXISTING...in existence or operation at the time under consideration...
DEFINE TIME...1.the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole...
DEFINE INDEFINITE...lasting for an unknown or unstated length of time...
WE USE MATH TO DETERMINE QUANITIY AND SPACE...HOW CAN WE DO THAT WHEN TIME IS UNKNOWN OR UNSTATED???THIS IS HOW IT HAS BEEN DONE FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS...

NOW IT IS YOUR TURN!!!

IF YOU KNEW WHAT TO CALL THE EVENT...

THEN BY DEFINITION ...

YOU COULD TAKE BACK YOU INHERITANCE!!!

WHAT IS THAT???

'THE EARTH'...WHY DO YOU THINK THE FIGHT IS OVER THE EARTH???

DON'T POLLUTE...

DON'T USE WATER...

DON'T EAT TO MUCH...

DON'T USE ALL OF THE EARTH'S RESOURSES...SO...THAT THE ONE THAT IS GOING TO STEAL THE EARTH FROM YOU...CAN HAVE SOMETHING !!!

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