Is there a gay demon or a demon for every sin?
I read somewhere there were 177ish sins discussed in the bible. Is it farfetched to assume there is a demon or a legion of demons for every sin trying to get people to commit them? It also seems our minds are able to connect with the spiritual world and hence why we sometimes get thoughts that are against what the bible says we are to think about. What do you guys think?
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Is it farfetched to assume there is a demon or a legion of demons for every sin trying to get people to commit them?
Yes.
You live in an enlightened time and place where the scientific method flourishes, literacy approaches 100% and education is universal, yet you still believe in supernatural boogeymen who have nothing better to do than torment humans. Grow the fuck up.
What about the demons of cruelty and idiocy? Of unutterable hatred? Do torture and murder each have their own demons?
Why aren't you asking about that, you simple-minded fucknut?
Oh, right; because gays have recently announced their fabulous country has the bomb.
"Is it farfetched to assume there is a demon or a legion of demons for every sin trying to get people to commit them? "
Hell ya.
You can walk away from the stupid, do yourself and your family a favor, ignore this bullshit, build dollhouses or something.
But if one demon suggests that it doubles up, do the demon shop stewards get involved ? Do the demons have a union ? Could they go on strike ?
If one of the demons just phones it in, does it have its own unterdemon of laziness ?
nah, not farfetched at all.
First, find a demon. Just one, that's all we ask.
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Edit to add: that's the most vapid and annoying screen name I've seen.
"But if one demon suggests that it doubles up, do the demon shop stewards get involved ? Do the demons have a union ? Could they go on strike ?
If one of the demons just phones it in, does it have its own unterdemon of laziness ? "
Rubber chicken, I love this.
If a demon works hard enough, does it get a promotion? If so, to what?
Do they get 2 weeks paid vacation yearly? And, if so, where the hell (you should pardon the expression) do they go to relax?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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