[Regarding evolution...]
Your “mountains of evidence” are just valleys of deception spun by the Deceiver to turn people from God. I’ll take the Bible and the Word of God over such tripe any day. You imperil your soul for worldly glory. I’ll pray for you tonight.
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“mountains of evidence” are just valleys of deception
You imperil your soul for worldly glory
I’ll pray for you tonight.
What a retarded cop out: Basically you don't agree with reality so it must be the works of the cosmic boogeyman. Then you sprinkle in an appeal to emotion and viola. Your BS argument is complete. Screw you. You can pray for me, I'll think for you.
@Grigadil: shit, I meant vuala. But It wasn't my fault. Seriously, satan made me do it. Typos are caused by satin. God is just testing me. Heathen! :p
So SATAN planted all those dinosaur fossils in the ground?
Dang, he sure gets arund, doesn't he? I wonder why God lets him do all these nasty things with impunity.
ToGodBeTheGlory:
@Devil's Chaplain:
"I'll pray for you" == FUCK YOU, YOU SATANIC NON-BELIEVER!
...well, that's what it sounds like to me.
@Grig and A Friend -- it's "Voila". It's French, so the spelling's gonna be all weird.
I’ll take the Bible and the Word of God over such tripe any day. p
Which is it? The Bible or the Word of God? We'll all be glad to take the word of God. He just has to show up and give it to us. The Bible is the word of some bronze age Arab goat herders.
“Your “mountains of evidence” are just valleys of deception spun by the Deceiver to turn people from God.”
“I’ll take the Bible and the Word of God over such tripe any day."
“You imperil your soul for worldly glory.”
“ I’ll pray for you tonight.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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