DUMP "NATURAL FAMILY PLANNING"
Get rid of it. Have the children, if that's what happens! You'll both enjoy sex MUCH MORE!
...needless to say, I'm not a big fan of "NFP"...
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"Have the children, if that's what happens! You'll both enjoy sex MUCH MORE!"
If you're suggesting sex with the kids, sorry I'm not a paedophile.
In other news, having more kids than you can reasonably support is rather stupid, innit?
Mandatory sterilization for Jean_Marie.
(Is it just me, or is it glaringly obvious that JM has no idea what sex is like?)
Of course, a classic piece of music comes to mind.
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great."
"You'll both enjoy sex MUCH MORE!"
as long as the kids are not involved
accidental pedophile award!
Or, just use a condom.
Wait...
Oh, thanks. Yea, I already knew that natural family planning was another way of saying 'slightly reduce your chances of a baby'.
That's why I take the pill. It's a wonderful thing really. Something tells me that you aren't quite that rational, Jean_Marie.
Or, as Sophie said, you could just use condoms, diaphragms, the Pill, and spermicidal cream/foam/film.
But then your husband couldn't rape* you quite as often, or as spontaneously, could he?
*Would it surprise anyone if she admitted that her husband decides when and where?
Is this idiot saying that people who have no children have no sex either?, in that case, sex life should have finished for my grandparents, and that's not the case(or for a friend of mine, who's sterile)
So, you'll take care of all the unwanted offsprings, then?
If you are not a big fan of NFP, then don't use it, dumbass. Get a life, and let other people go on with theirs, m'kay?
'Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion!'
-Spike Milligan, well-known typing error and lapsed Catholic.
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