Nothing is more ridiculous to me (and heartbreaking), than to see a professed atheist who enjoys God's wonderful creation (eating His delicious foods, enjoying His spectacular sunsets, adoring His incredible animals and plants, beholding His majestic universe with all its stars, et cetera) and then deny that God had a part in any of it. Instead they foolishly choose to believe that the amazing universe around us evolved from random cosmic chaos, cataclysmic coincidence and accidental aftermath. Literally, that's what Discovery channel teaches the world. Evolution is the ultimate satanic hoax!!!
46 comments
... Who in the fuck besides a fundie even calls an atheist a "Professed Atheist?" If Davey-boy had actually MET someone who was an actual atheist, he'd at least be complaining about how smug some of us are, instead of this... dumb crap. Davey-boy lives in a FSM-damned bubble.
And some of God's other creations ... smallpox, ebola, mls, cancer, the common cold, the fundie.
Nothing is more rediculous to me than to see a professed fundie who enjoys the observable universe eating delicious foods, enjoying spectacular sunsets, adoring incredible animals and plants, beholding majestic universe with all its stars, et cetera and then claiming is was poofed by a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds. Instead he foolishly believes goddidditt. Literally that's what TV con men bible humpers teaches the world. Creationism is the worlds leading cause of fail.
Nothing is more ridiculous and heartbreaking to me than to have some fundy look at the vast and mind-blowing complexity of our universe and then have to give the credit to some magical, mythical being because it was written in some old book. The heartbreaking part is that they just ascribe every wonder of the universe to "Goddidit" and prefer to stifle discovery if it contradicts their God belief. It's even worse when they call 150 years of scientific discovery a Satanic hoax.
DUDE! YOU don't enjoy "God's wonderful creation!" You complain about EVERYTHING! You complain about half of the human creation! YOU...HATE...EVERYTHING!
Most people of faith with a brain believe in Evolution. It just IS...like combustion or radiation or electricity. Evolution/Creationism is a NON-ISSUE! Most Christians believe in it!
As for me, Godhead AND Creation are one and the same (including the hereafter, it's an eternal, interconnected spectrum of reality that creates, dissolves & recreates itself like a giant eternal phoenix).
We're not going to sheepishly fall for and give credit to your favorite fairie tale Dave, get used to it. It's as idiotic and deluded as you thinking that girl liked you messing with her.
In fact the level of how wrong you are should give other Christians doubts, after all, if you're never right why should anyone listen to you? I know some Christians that frequent this site have expressed embarrassment over the likes of you in the club. Not that they need to, believing in a God is one thing, believing in those that claim to speak for that God is another.
I'm not really against believers as much as I'm against the organizations, like Daves fan club, they can all fuck off over the edge of the Earth.
I personally think the reason why people like Gilligan J. Kidfucker refuse to even consider a materialist universe is because then they would have to acknowledge that humanity is not the center of creation. That would also mean that they (as individuals) are not central to any grand cosmic master plan - and they're too petty and childish to NOT be the center of the universe's attention.
Man created God in his own image, Gilligan J. Kidfucker. Get over it.
Listen dickweed, once upon a time 'Gods' were the best explaination for the universe, and if I had lived back then I'm sure I would have accepted that as an obvious truth.
However, lately we have been given an alternative explanation, which ion any objective assessment of its reasoning and evidential basis, is far far more satisfactory than 'Gods'. Unsurprisingly, many people go with the better explanation.
Now, if your 'Gods' want to step up and give me an even more satisfactory reason to believe (i.e. they come on down and address the UN on the topic, or something similar) then I'm happy to change my view.
they foolishly choose to believe that the amazing universe around us evolved from random cosmic chaos, cataclysmic coincidence and accidental aftermath.
They believe nothing of the sort.
1. If God is all-powerful, how come he doesn't know how to use a cell phone?
2. If God is all-powerful, how come he needs nincompoops like you to spread "His Word?"
3. If God is all-powerful, how come he doesn't stop nincompoops like you from making Him look bad?
4. If God is all-powerful, how come he needs a haircut and a shave?
Now shut up and let the grown-ups try to figure out what really happened.
cosmic chaos,
Aw, David, you nattering nabob of negativism...
Dave, a professed Christian enjoying God's creation is ridiculous to you for the simple fact that enjoying things and not thinking life is inherently worthless makes you a bad person in your effed up worldview...
But apparantly your obsessions with sexuality and predilictions towards minors do not.
Mr. Stewart, you're proof enough that there's no intelligent designer behind the scenes. If there really was a master plan for creation, you'd be the typo or the coffee stain defiling the text.
It's always funny how the louder someone argues for intelligent design, the more they disprove that notion by behaving as irrationally as possible. If they truly believed in God, they'd realise He must have given humanity self-awareness and critical thought for a reason... unless they accept that He fucked up, in which case their argument is more damned still!
Sorry, Dave, we're too busy trying to cope with your god's other creations, such as drought, hurricanes, cancer, paranoid schizophrenia, and Ebola.
Bible God He say."Sin as much as you want, hate, lie, have sex with a youngster! Yeah man, it's all go! There's only one sin you can't do, conveniently enough, ahem! and that's er...you can't be an unbeliever in Me. Ahem! er... Anyway, for further details contact Dave, my favourite special lovely little Dave! Me bless him!"
The universe is indeed majestic and beautiful, filled with wonders on every scale, from the subatomic to the cosmic, it also proves the existence of your god about as much as it proves the existence of Zeus, the FSM, or Princess Luna.
If it's God's wonderful creation, can't he come down and explain HOW he created the world, and why he created things like cancer, appendicitis, viruses, hurricanes, earthquakes and volcanoes?
Evolution has evidence - evolution wins!
Davey, you and those like you, suck all of the joy, wonder, mystery and enchantment from the universe. "Goddidit" is insufficient explanation for an intelligent person.
Nothing is more ridiculous to me (and heartbreaking), than to see a professed Christian who thinks that God personally knits every oxygen atom to the gasoline molecules in your car's cylinders trillions of times a second and decides whether the trillions of photons pouring from your lamp every second should go through your watch crystal or bounce back off. DJS seems to think that God sits there controlling everything like a puppet-master.
Fundies tend to mix up the Theory of Evolution with other branches of science. But if you think about it, there is a funny philosophical overtone in this misuse of terminology. If we step aside the Biology, 'evolution' in the most general sense refers to processes of developement and alteration of systems. Aren't developement and alteration what fundies all over the world hate the most by definition?
@Sasha
> Sorry, Dave, we're too busy trying to cope with your god's other creations, such as drought, hurricanes, cancer, paranoid schizophrenia, Ebola, and fundies.
Fixed.
Dear Dave,
Have a banana!
Yours faithfully,
Etc....
" Nothing is more ridiculous to me (and heartbreaking), than to see..."
In the same way you use internet and a computer created by Atheists, developed by Catholics, mormons, Hindu and Muslims and you don´t ever stop to think about it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
