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They will find out just how much God exists at the great white throne judgement when they are standing before God answering for their sins and rebellion. Then they won't think their humor is so funny.
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What my plan is, is basically to die, and then stop being conscious.
I'll perceive myself as reincarnating due to quantum immortality.
No God.
God has a sense of humor, if he didn't, there would be no humor (all by your logic), so making fun of god would be perfectly within Christian limits
As a Buddhist, I can tell you, any god who can't stand being ridiculed is delusional and suffering from the Three Poisons. Besides, if he didn't have a sense of humor, then why is it "the great white throne judgment"? I mean, I've sat on royal toilets before, but never one that resembles a throne.
Gregg at the pearly gates: I'm here! A lifetime of douchebaggery and I've made it.
God: Greatings my child and welcome to my kingdom. Pull my finger!
St. Peter: Uh, boss, this is the douche who made that stupid comment on 'Christian Website Talk!'.
God: Oh... *pulls whacky lever sending Gregg to hell* Hilarious. Well, I'm off to invent Clown AIDS. God out!
“They will find out just how much God exists at the great white throne judgement when they are standing before God answering for their sins and rebellion.”
“Then they won't think their humor is so funny.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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