Your right...as in the days of Noah and Lot, so too will the second coming of our Lord. This homosexual explosion is a sign....
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There's always a sign! Every war was and is a sign, tornado an hurricanes, cattle born with two heads, you name it, Jeebus is a-coming.
Admit it, you're projecting your personal prejudices onto a Bronze Age prophecy.
Homos, mark of beast, antichrist Muslim president, end-times, blah blah blah, same old wishful thinking from a fundie gobshite.
"Your right..."
What about my left?
I shouldn't have chuckled at "Crapture Ready", but whatever. And while I admit that some of the ideas behind a pride parade are a little unnecessary, it is only because of people like Sword that they are done.
Homosexual explosion? Uh... you might wanna rethink that... /gutter mind
In all seriousness, though, I don't believe in the rapture. Only that when you die, if you were good (Regardless of faith), God would take you. But eh, I'm not too worried about it, unlike you. I want to live my life to the fullest in case that isn't true.
So, instead of dedicating your life to hating the gays... why not do something for yourself. Plant flowers, write a book, volunteer to help the homeless, talk to your kids (Something tells me this person is in their 30s and probably either a mother or father) or grandkids, make some friends, do something for your hobby (No, ranting about homosexuals and the rapture doesn't count), don't use too many elipses like I do... don't just complain on the internet all day. Do something with your life, man!
homosexual explosion
You mean this?
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They're not doing it here. An occasional fart, is all.
@whatever: Bear in mind that 80% of the population is functionally illiterate. That's on their good days.
Homosexual explosion...
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Well, I don't know, I haven't seen a bunch of gay people turn up from some explosion in New York, strawman-Big Bang style.
In the days of Noah and Lot the most righteous man alive was a drunken slaver and a drunken pimp respectively.
Both with their own children. The latter of whom supposedly raped their father. "God" was still fine with this.
Gay people saying "I do" doesn't quite instill the same feeling of revulsion or righteous anger in me, but maybe that's because I wasn't conditioned to believe that sheer might and authority are the only criteria for right and wrong. (Not successfully conditioned at any rate.)
These idiots don't even read their own Bible. The Bible stated that a factor in BibleGod's flood decision was that people were getting ultraviolent, nothing about being gay.
So there's a Spontaneous Human Combustion epidemic among the LGBT Community?
Yawn!
My right? That means your left, right?
There is no homosexual explosion. The only difference is that they can now be open about themselves.
Actually, I think that it’s safe to say that their death rate is correlated with their inacceptance. If non-heterosexuality were accepted, then there would be less suicides & homicides amongst them, and therefore more non-heterosexuals. Is that an irrational hypothesis?
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