Jesus will haunt you into the grave as he's haunting you now by your incessant need to put down him and those who love him.
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You know, I think you Fundie Christians are doing Jesus a disservice with all the hate and venom that you load onto him. You remind me of the Pharisee in the Temple in that you seem to see yourselves as so much better than the rest of the world. And you make your God appear like a mean old bastard who only creates to destroy what he has created. In fact, you make Old Nick seem altogether a more reasonable and likeable chappie. Are you sure you aren't about the Devil's work without realising it?
So, if we find out why he's stuck in-between realms, can we put his spirit to rest? Will he stop the killing then, or will it be like "The Ring" and just get worse?
The fundie God is obviously not a god of love.
Not to mention, this makes Jesus sound like a psychopath.
I, for one, do not put down Jesus. He may be a little odd in some of the stories about him, but most of the time he comes off as quite a decent character.
The same cannot be said, however, for all of his so-called followers. Some are okay, but many are just -- how can I put this delicately? -- ah, yes, insane, that's the word.
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@breakerslion;
I have the so-called inflatable Water Walker, but He is, how shall I say - anatomically correct, in that He has holes in His feet. Does not inflate and sinks like a witch. Also my cat keeps burying Him in the litter box, so much for scaring cats. Can I trade Him in for a Zeus or Grandmother Corn?
I know it's "The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost" but i didn't think the holy ghost was from an episode of scooby doo, like this yahoo makes it sound.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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