It sure will be shocking for the millions from the church of oprah that will realize that oprah isn't their savior with her brilliant ideas about there being no need for Jesus. Again I can't type out my frustration!!
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You're somewhat on the money with that anology of Oprah followers being like church folk. Listening to comman sense advive as if it's magic revelation and reading what some nobody you've elevated to a higher position tells you to read and believe.
Just like your church.
Try thinking for yourself. I'm betting your preachers are where your Oprah hating started. Personally I can deal with her as a celebrity, it's that not-a-doctor Phil I'll never forgive her for.
Oprah Winfrey is the most powerful woman in world media. She - especially through her Book Club - have influenced more people in a positive way than you right-wing fundie Raptards ever will.
"Again I can't type out my frustration!!"
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Good. >:D
Oprah is a woo-peddler who misleads millions of people into buying in to new age bullshit and other magical thinking.
Since this is RR though, kissimmeeeman probably doesn't own a shiny mirror.
Kissimmeeman's probably better off thinking he's going to fly .. er ..soon rather than pay any attention to the assorted woo woo of Oprah. For once I partly agree with a Rapturite, so I'll keep one eye to the skies to look out for him so I can wave him farewell. I hope he waves back before he's lost to sight in the clouds.
No need for Jesus?!!! Heck, ask those folks at Cana. When those cheap-asses forgot to buy enough wine for their wedding, Jesus stepped up to the plate and gave them a bunch for free! And when somebody was possessed with demons, he sent the demons into a herd of pigs, which then killed themselves. This didn't meet with quite the same enthusiasm as the free wine, especially from the pig farmer, but at least Jesus was trying to be helpful.
If those dam' Jews hadn't killed him, I bet he'd have gotten around to doing something really useful, like eliminating cancer or earthquakes. So don't tell me there's no need for Jesus. Hell, the last time I bought a case of wine, it cost me $170. And that was the cheap stuff. I'll bet if I had been a Christian, I could have got it for free, or at least wholesale.
The demon thing, I don't know about. With the price of pork, we might be better off with the demons. Anyway, nowadays we don't bother with pigs; we just take away the guy's meth.
Don't forget she's pushing Jenny McCarthy on us. And a bunch of crap from a guy who's not a real doctor, but her worshippers think he is.
But hey, if it's not Christians, it must be fine.
@Anon
I don't see anyone telling she isn't a woo peddler.
If you have something to say, say it, don't imply it.
Also, Argle Bargle wrote this.
What the hell every time I see Opera she's spouting off about angels and shit. I guess everyone who offends you is their own church though. I guess the world is easier if everything is a holy war.
Goddamn that church of squirrels knocking down my bird feeder. They'll burn in hell for not accepting Jesus.
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