Did you know that the Darwin couldn't even drive a car?
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I know this was a troll but...
Fun Fact: Most people couldn't drive a car until Henry Ford made them affordable to common people. Only the rich owned automobiles and they had hired drivers since cars were a luxury item.
"The Darwin?"
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Lemon Curry?
That can't be right. I see a lot of cars built or sold by Darwin, ya know, the jeebus fish with the word Darwin in it, in the rear of the car. :P
No, but at the age of twelve he could probably harness horses to a carriage and drive them.
I guess this is why this sites such a hoot, there are no reasonable arguments against Darwin theories so we see nonsense like this pretty regular.
"Did you know that the Darwin couldn't even drive a car?"
And did you know that your so-called 'God' could supposedly just 'poof' a universe, world & all the animal life on it, yet he wasn't 'omnipotent ' enough to do the same with the first humans?
@Seeker Lancer
And unlike the OP's quote, here's something that's not a non-sequitur: Henry Ford was a hideous anti-Semite, and was even awarded a medal by Hitler. [/Godwin]
That is true. Charles Darwin was never able to operate a motor vehicle. It's one of those facts that has been heavily suppressed by Big Science.
It's true. Look at all the peer-reviewed scientific journals, I bet you can't find one mention anywhere in any of them about Darwin's inability to drive a car.
We can see the sneaky way that those so-called scientists choose to ignore that facts.
And Galileo couldn't fly a plane. What a putz.
(Yet the good people of Pisa named their city's airport after him. Are they thick, or what?)
Did you know, nouveau, that you can't form a cogent thought to be able to ask a logical question?
As Dr. Karl Kruszelnicki - the Aussie Brainiac - has said on his weekly science Q&A phone-in on Rhod Sharp's late night programme on BBC Radio 5, 'There is no such thing as stupid questions: only stupid answers ', I'm sure he'd appreciate yours being the one & only exception to the rule, and/or he being proved wrong .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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