Why can't people realize that science is becoming the new religion.
Evolutionists/Biologists = Old testament
Physics = New testament
Quantum Physics = Book of Revelation
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Jurassic Park Trespasser = Old testament
Counter-Strike = New testament
Portal = Book of Revelation
No... science is based on evidence and logic, so it is not a religion. And your absurd associations mean nothing.
"Why can't people realize that science is becoming the new religion."
Because that's a load of crap, that's why.
"Quantum Physics = Book of Revelation"
Hahaha... it predicts (or doesn't) the second coming (or not) of Schrodinger's Cat, when he will (or maybe not) cast all unbelievers into a lake of uncertainty.
@LOLWUT: Really, this is nothing. You should have seen the flame war that erupted when I protested the profanity filter blocking the word "transsexual" and "lesbian" but not the misspelling "transexual", nor "homosexual," "gay" or "dyke." Thankfully, I was marginally successful in getting Blizzard to at least add some words to the blocked list for it to be a bit more fair.
Actually, it's a pretty neat phenomenon. People start believing in science religiously, even though it is not at all a religion. I'm sure I did it when I was younger even though it seems weird as fuck to me now.
As a physicist let me say "Right on, brother!"
That'll show those Old Testament biologists downstairs.
I disagree. Firstly because evolution is part of Biology, not an alternative to it.
Secondly because Biology and Physics don't contradict each other nearly enough to be compared with the Old and New Testament.
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Jurassic Park Trespasser = Old testament
Counter-Strike = New testament
Portal = Book of Revelation
Oh! Before I forget to ask....
Once we start studying our book of Revelation, will there be cake available after the quiz?
No, no, silly. Quantum physics = the Gospel of John, and special relativity = the Book of Acts. Or something.
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"Why so much shit on the WOW forums?"
I blame the PvPers.
"Why can't people realize that science is becoming the new religion.
Evolutionists/Biologists = Old testament
Physics = New testament
Quantum Physics = Book of Revelation "
O RLY?
And how many Internets has Christianity created?
~David D.G.
Its pretty simple really, i guess. The more popular something is, the more chance of assholes getting into it. Just that i'd think all of the back story and the different races/classes would stop fundies getting into it.
So to sum up - don't judge us by idiots like this.
Science lacks everything, that religions has.
Which is lack of god(s) or supernatural being(s), petty and flawed rules, bullshit and hate/warmongering.
On the first two comments, I was wondering the same thing...they curse D&D, and other such fantasy, yet they all seem to be curiously obsessed with video games. But about the post, is he equating different parts of Scripture to different sciences in a mystical manner, or is there some other point he's trying to make?
He's got a time-frame analogy there and nothing else.
Old Testament/Torah= primitive Bronze age bullshit mythology
New Testament= updated primitive bronze age/ Iron age bullshit mythology
Book of Revelation= Bullshit predictions of updated primitive bronze age/ Iron age bullshit mythology
Science isn't becoming a new religion because religions are all based on unproven bullshit: A supreme creator God and his will published for all, a bleedin' book!
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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